Imperfect Perfection

Part 1: Origins

Year -5

"Fuck you, asshole!" I said as I was wailing on the kid. Didn't know who, just some random dork. I picked him up and shoved him in the locker. "Haha, what a piece of shit." The bell rang, so I went and found my buddy Johan, this brown haired Swedish kid with glasses who just moved to America last year. Leo, my blonde haired troublemaker friend caught up to us from wood shop.

"Yo, what do you guys wanna do?" Leo asks.

"Wanna hang at my place?" I asked.

"Ja, Samson, that sound good." Johan says.

"They finally finished building my pool." I told them.

"Dude, why didn't you tell us earlier?" Leo asks.

"I forgot. C'mon, I'll go tell the girls, this means we can have my pool party this weekend as originally planned, here's the invitations." So, we went and met up with Christy, a dark brown haired chick with big boobs, Katarina, a sandy haired chick with big boobs, and Maritza, a Hispanic chick with big boobs. We've been friends since before they got boobs, but now I'm happy I did. I told them to come over and we all started walking home. Luxor, my younger brother, ran to catch up with us. Luxor is really, really smart for his age. He's only ten, but he's in my grade and he's in the advanced classes on top of it. Anyway, we all left school at the same time. Right when we were about to cross the street into our district, we found a dead body.

"What the fuck?" Leo asks.

"I think he's dead." I said. It was gross. He smelled, bugs were crawling on him, he had to have been there for at least a few days. He wasn't even that well hidden, I can't believe he was still there. Luxor leans over and checks out the body.

"Well he was definitely shot in the side of the head. I don't see an exit wound, but I'm not going to move the body to check, it's not my job. Maybe some day, but not today. Judging by the infestation, he's been here for a couple of days." He looks around. "Either nobody sees him or wants to do anything about it apparently. Poor fellow." Luxor says.

"Een Sveden, we have low murders." Johan says.

"I'm gonna fuck with this corpse." Leo says. He pulls down his pants and pisses right on the guy's face.

"That's inadvisable, you're tampering with evidence." Luxor says.

"I don't give a fuck."

"This is how you treat dead in America?" Johan asks.

"No, he's just being an asshole." I said.

"Eew, come on, girls, lets go get our swimsuits, see you in a bit, Sammy." Christy says. The girls continue to walk.

"See ya." Meanwhile, Leo bends over and dumps right in the guy's mouth. "Dude, that's nasty."

"I don't give a fuck." Leo says.

"C'mon, let's get out of here before we get in trouble, I hear someone coming." So we quick darted around the corner and continued towards my house, arrived, and got ready for the pool. Unfortunately, my parents were already inside of it. "Hey guys."

"Hey son." My dad said. "What a beauty, huh? It's heated, has jets, and, check this out. Bimbleton, switch please." Mr. Bimbleton, our manservant, hits the switch and the pool glows in multiple colors. "Cool, huh?"

"Yeah, we were hoping to use it, the girls are coming over too."

"Hey, the more the merrier, I bought it to be enjoyed, come on in."