How do I start this again?
"Hi! Welcome to my channel where I play Fortnite videos and shit!"
No, No. Too clout chasing.
"Hi MAh NAME IS BUN BUN SHINADA AND I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS."
.....What the fuck..... is that. Who in their right mind starts off like that..
"Hey...*Flips card* Let's start off on my story of how I became a teen mom. *Flips to next card*"
This isn't a sob story....
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Hey everyone, my name is Haruka. Or I like to call myself Bun Bun Shinada. As you can see i'm having quite the trouble trying to come up with an opening scene for myself. Well, I'll just read off the read the script like I was told to.........udududu.............AH!....... Here it is....Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this sit-......JACOB! THIS IS THE WRONG SCRIPT YOU DUMBASS.
AHEm. Um... That's probably the best I could do anyway. Can someone call my mother. Kinda lost her in the deli section of Walmart. I am not good with directions.. Especially when it comes to Popcorn Chicken everywhere. Making me hungry and such. I'm hoping she'll just find find me drooling over the chicken. Huh, did not expect this intro to be long. Well that's the end of my sequence.
The fact that this took two days to upload is horrifying. See you later I guess?
YOU ARE READING
Bun Bun Shinada's Diary
RandomFeeling horrible and in need of a story that might just cross your mind and make you feel better? Then this is NOT the one for you. This story might make your feel horrible about yourself and every way possible.
