Chaos in Click

Chaos Begins

Lannan/LazarBeam&Elliott/Muselk

So this story has been rattling around in my head for.... About an hour. It's fresh [not well thought through] and its also very late [or very early] [semantics]. Forgive me for all mistakes as it's also my first of this pairing and I'm sure my timeline for this is SCREWED. Anyway, the muses for this are the two men themselves and they are very loud so here is this bit of filth and angst and sappy shit.

   There's been plenty of talk of Ilsa and Lannan since New Years, and it was Cath that came up with the ridiculous idea.

Elliott

only went along with it because there was no way anyone would believe it. Not that Lannan isn't a catch, or that Ilsa didn't- nevermind. He was obsessing again. Because that's what he does, he obsesses. This would pass as yet another joke the Click house thought of to fuck with their fans.

   It did not pass. Lannan took to the idea slowly at first, until

Elliott

just shrugged like it didn't matter. Despite the fact that it did matter and

Elliott

was just a fucking moron. After his supposed go ahead, Lannan took to it with gusto and the fans were eating it up.

Elliott

just kept telling himself that this would eventually blow over.

   It did not blow over. Because fucking Lannan with his hilarious fucking stunts and his smart ass fucking mouth did not let it go. And then he made out with Elliott's sister on camera. And she let him. He honestly doesn't know who he was more upset with. Lannan for macking on his sister [and maybe another reason], Ilsa because she knew [she fucking knew], Cath for giving the idea to the two knuckleheaded people, or Marcus for just sitting there and not putting a stop to it despite the glare he was trying his best to suppress. And then they posted it. They actually put it in a fucking video. Their entire fan base knew and they were thrilled. So Elliott seethed in a quiet form of anger that everyone except Lannan could feel. Because Lannan wasn't here. He didn't stay in the house. He was mostly here for just random videos and sometimes to hang out and those times Elliott tried his best to just enjoy their time together, but you see. Here's the key thing. Lannan isn't dating Elliott's sister. He's dating Elliott. Sure there's been a lot of talk about it, hence why Cath suggested this fake ass relationship to begin with, but here the two were. Sitting on the couch in Elliott's house, eating Elliott's food, giggling and whispering to each other like a couple of fucking teenage girls. The final straw, she said something and it made him laugh. Not that hollow YouTuber laugh, not the haha you're funny laugh that ends a moment later, it was the laugh that even

Elliott

rarely saw. It was full body, grinning so large his eyes watered, and it just didn't seem to end.

Elliott

had had enough. If that's the Watkins he wanted, let him have her. He obviously wasn't enough.

   Lannan was in heaven, hearing stories about Elliott that the man himself would NEVER have told him. Ilsa was telling him when the name LazarBeam and then the name Lannan started being a recuring theme in all of Elliott's conversations, one particular bit of information had him blushing, happy, and laughing. He had only just started plotting how to bring up Elliott's Lannan obsession in casual conversation when a door was heard, slamming loudly in a way he knew could only be Elliott's. He had heard it slam behind him enough [Usually followed by his or the others back being pressed against said door moments afterward] that he'd know it from a thousand doors. He didn't hesitate to go find out what was going on, not sparing his fake girlfriend a glance.