"Jimin the frick are you-" "aSHHHJKBSKD, dOn't intERRUPT mE whILE I'M cONcENtrATIng" Jimin squealed at Taehyung, interrupting him. "Ok but like why are you pulling on your fingers?" "I sAiD shUSH okAy? Y'ALL mAkE fUN Of mE fOr mY sHOrT fInGErS AnD tInY hAnDS sO I'm stREATcHiNg tHEm OUt" Jimin replied sassily at Tae. "Mmk, you do you Jimin" is all Tae had to say before he walked off.
Once Tae had left the room Jimin turned around to the (not really) innocent maknae who was quietly sitting on the couch on his phone completely unbothered, got up, attempted to walk over but kept falling so he just decided to crawl over, then cupped his hands (that are still smol) around the poor maknae's ear and whispered "dAMN hE'ss A cUtIE". Jungkook turned around with a disgusted look on his face "Bitch the frick? Are you drunk" "nO" and with that Jimin got up crawling over to the fridge to get some more whiskey.
— Time Skip —
It's been an hour. Jimin is wasted. Extremely wasted.
"TAEhYUNgiEE, CoME bAcKK hErEEE" Jimin screeched. Tae then walked up to him "yes?" Tae questioned" "HEeHEhHEHEHEhEE" is all they heard before Jimin sprinted out the door, pushing everything and everyone that was blocking him out of his way. At this point, everyone was so done with him, Namjun and Tae decided to go out and look for him since it was getting dark out, but they all probably would have preferred that he stay out there and freeze.
It didn't take long before they found a tripping Jimin trying to run. They tied him up and threw him in the backseat. Literally. At this point they have no fricks.
Once they arrived at the dorm Jin had made Ramen hoping that if Jimin was eating something he'd be calmer, but little did he know, he was so wrong. "OH mAH gAWD, tHiS rAmEn iSSs ssSSOOO ssPiCy. Y'kNOw wHO eLSE Isss SpIcccYy? mY sSpIcYy RaMEn cRUsh Kimm tAEhyUnG. I jUst wAnNA ssLUrP hIs bEAuTiFUL sPicY fAcCe Alll uPp" Jimin yelled. "Ok that's enough for you" Namjun stated and took the bowl of ramen away from Jimin. Namjun then walked Jimin over to the couch and then gorilla glued him to the couch (cause Namjun's just that smart) and then they all (except for Jimin) went into another room to decide what to do with the drunk man-child in their house.
"Ok, so. What do you think we should do with him" Namjun asked "let's kill him" Yoongi suggested and they all gasped "what? Do you guys have a better idea?" "Ah good point" said Jin. "Guys. Why don't we just see if he'll go to sleep?" Hoseok suggested, and they all except for Yoongi agreed. So they decided to try that because they didn't want ARMY to be sad because Jimin was dead.
But once they walked out of the room Jimin was no longer on the couch. He was now watering the TV. With only underwear on. The rest of his clothes were on the couch. "JIMIN WHAT THE HECK" Jungkook yelled running over to Jimin snatching the watering can away from him. "Ok Jimin. I think it's time to go to bed" Taehyung said "well it'ss about timee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "NO! YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP. NOTHING ELSE" and with that Taehyung dragged Jimin to his room. Tae tucked Jimin in and then was about to leave until Jimin whispered "Tae~" Tae sighed and turned around, "what is it now Jimin" "I have a sssomething to telllll you" Jimin said as he signaled Tae to lean closer. Jimin then put one hand around Taehyung's ear and acted as if he was about to say something but then instead he just licked Tae's ear. "OH MY GOD JIMIN NO" Taehyung yelled as he stormed out of Jimin's room closing the door behind him.
It has been 5 minutes since Jimin was left alone in his room and everyone was now just sitting on the couch and chairs relaxing. Everything was quite and they were all cherishing this moment where Jimin wasn't screaming. That is until... " CAUGHT IN A LIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE~" "YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME CAN HE NOT SHUT UP?" Yoongi shouted, he then got up went and got a knife and sprinted to Jimin's room, locking the door as soon as he got inside. "YOu'rrre baack! How'ss my ssPic- OH! Hahahaha, it'sss PusSIn boOtS, sILLy mE" Jimin laughed, as all the other members were banging on the door yelling for Yoongi to stop. "Are they ok?" Whispered Jimin, "ha. They are, but you won't be" Yoongi said as he raised the knife.
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One Shots || Vmin
FanfictionWell. Let's say these will be- interesting. I've never written stuff like this so- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ In this story there's Vmin, Sope, Namjin and Banook (Jungkook x Banana Milk)
