Set and Carter/Horus are fighting. Carter decides to turn Set into a fruit bat. Stuff happens. This is that song.
Italic is Carter and Horus talking to each other. The rest of the time they are talking to Set.
Meet me inside (tho those exact words are not mentioned at all, but okay)
Set: So, do you yield?
Carter: We have gods on our side!
No one yields!
Set: Cute, you tried.
Sadie: Cart, be careful with my shield!
Set: Ha! I won!
Zia: I'm gonna need demerol.
Horus: This will be fun.
Set: What is the meaning of this? The lil boy's playing general?
Cart: Yeah, duh
I know you will never agree with me,
But believe me, I need to do this as me.
Let's make sure he heard us!
Horus: That's right!
Cart: Seth!
Set: What?
Horus: Attack his mind!
Attack his mind! Attack his mind!
Attack his mind! Attack his, attack his mind!
Cart: Bat -
Set: Don't call me bat.
Horus: This is so much easier
without infighting -
Cart: Shh, he'll call us out, this ain't no bluff.
Horus: Tell his mind he's nothing, it'll be easier to get him out.
Cart: You're absolutely right, if we turn him into a bat,
that'll shut him up.
Bat!
Set: I'm not a bat.
Cart: Watch your tone,
I am not the kid in need of defending anymore.
We may be fighting in an odd way
But Sadie has your name and she'll rake it
through the mud!
Set: This has happened a lot, I can take it.
Carter: Well, this is not a game. I don't care 'bout your titles,
'bout your land,
But you -
Horus: Oh?
You raised a hand against my family with a battalion.
If I have to I will lead, I can save this nation from a war.
Set: Or you could die, for too long you've been alive!
Carter: I'm more than willing to die.
My sister needs to be alive, bat, my father needs to be alive -
Set: Call me bat one more time!
Carter: My mistake, salamander.
Or does that also count as a slander?
Set: Hah!
You're done!
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Alexander Hamilkane
Poetry"Who here is Hamilton trash? Well, earlier today I was listening to the Hamilton soundtrack and thought, 'Hmm, is there a Kane Chronicles Hamilton parody out there?' So I searched the deepest Duat parts of the internet, and found nothing. So I deci...
