*Jeff breaks into my home while I'm awake playing videogames at 12:30AM* Jeff: GO TO- "Oh Sorry Jeff I'm not going to sleep yet I stay up at night so you're gonna have to WAIT for me to go to sleep. Bai Jeffy boi!" *Shuts door* "Oh wait.. MY CHEETOS ARE OUTSIDE OF MY ROOM IN THE KITCHEN!!" *Quickly runs to kitchen to get cheetos*
*Sees Jeff eating my cheetos* Me: JEFF WHAT THE HECK THOSE ARE MAH CHEETOS YA CHEETO THIEF!! Jeff: *Runs into livingroom to finish eating them*
"NOOO!! HOW DARE YOU! YOU MUST CERTAINLY DIE!" *Grabs pan* and hits Jeff in the head with pan. Jeff: *Falls to floor* Serves you right BOI you're lucky I didn't summon BEN! Or Jane to take care of you!!! Oh wait I don't think BEN would do anything... Ah well *takes back cheetos and looks inside bag* "AWW NAW THERE'S NOTHING LEFT! THANKS CHEETO THIEF! WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE NOW??!"
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Living with creepypasta Idiots | Female reader (DISCONTINUED)
Humor!DISCONTINUED! Yes this was my first story. I know it's bad. I do not own the images (except the gacha ones)
