Kokichi was feeling lonely (big sad)
Nobody loves a rat he thought to himself.
He was big sad.
He went days wanting love for his rat like self.
He cried over it. :(
Until he met the Hydraulic press.
They were beautiful Kokichi thought.
He would spend hours and days with the press.
He knew that if they escaped he would marry the press and raise a family together.
He knew the press couldn't judge him.
But he was happy that he found love.
Sure he didnt know the gender of the press, but he knew it was love.
Murders would come and go.
The only Alibi Kokichi had was the press. Everyone was concerned for kokichi. (Duh). But he knew that even Hydraulic presses need love.
Soon they went on dates. He loved that press with all his heart.
Until he figured out that the press never talked to him anymore.
He was de-Pressed. He was Crushed.
He finally broke up with the Hydraulic press.
The end