Reporter's Words Taken to Heart

Brrrrrrrrrrrring!

Alvin overreacted to the alarm while the other chipmuncks stretched and rubbed the sleepy from their eyes. Theodore quickly hit the snooze button.

"Oh, alarm! Why do you hate me so?"Alvin jumped from his bed to face the clock. He pointed a finger at the clock. "I will win one of the days! I will sleep without even waking up!"

"Redundant much?"

Alvin turned to Brittany, who was in her cozy pink and white polka dotted pjs and in bed. Her hair was a mess, because she had just woken up. He got fake mad. "Stay out of this, Brittany! I'm trying to be mad at the alarm! Why don't you brush your fur or something!" The alarm rang again while his guard was down. His fur bristled and he jumped onto Brittany's bed in shock.

"Get off of me Alvin!"

"Oh, so that's how you want to play it, huh?" He pretended as though he had not just landed on his crush. Although, he was blushing a little. He jumped from Brittany's bed and acted like he was in a kick boxing ring with the clock.

Brittany rolled her eyes at him. "Come on, Alvin! Everyone else is at breakfast" Brittany gestured around the now empty room. "And I'm hungry!"

"Who even asked you to stick around?"

Brittany jumped down and got into Alvin's face. "Are you trying to pick a fight with me?"

Alvin yelled, "Maybe I am!" He was, indeed, trying to pick a fight. But, only to distract himself from the way his heart was beating from being so close to Brittany.

They bickered all the way to the table. All the other chipmunks had gotten dressed and were eating breakfast. The T.V. was turned onto a talk show, staring Riley DancinQuinn, that was doing a story on The Chipmunks which Dave was watching from the couch.

"Ugh! This girl is awful!" He was about to change the channel when Brittany screeched, "Step away from the remote and no one gets hurt! I need to see what the world thinks of me!" Dave slowly backed away from the remote. Brittany turned to the tv, looking at her hero. Riley DancinQuinn was her hero! Her skin was flawless, and she was so beautiful! And she ruined careers; Brittany's hero!

"...And while Alvin and the Chipmunks are doing great in the entertainment business, their love life has not been going so well."

As Dave realized what had been said and tried to grab the remote to turn off the tv, but Brittany beat him to it. And instead of turning it off, she turned it up, wanting to hear about Alvin's love life.

"Alvin and the chipmunks aren't aware that their lackeys, The Chippettes, are their biggest fans. Even though the girls desperately hang out with those guys all the time. They even based their style off of them!" DancinQuinn laughed. "If the guys would only just-"

Dave quickly turned off the tv and covered it with a blanket.

Brittany was mad. "What!? Lackeys?! Lackeys?!"

Alvin smiled demonically. "You do you hang out with us a lot...I wouldn't be surprised if you had a hidden altar of me hidden somewhere."

"I hang out with you because-because we're friends! And an altar, Alvin? Really?"

"You're not denying it!" Sang Alvin.

"In your dreams, Seville! You are my friend!" The other chipmunks and Dave shuddered in fear. She only called Alvin 'Seville' when she was really angry.

But Alvin didn't notice. "Yeah, you're a friend who will even join me in doing all of my stunts. Remember the potato incident?"

"I don't know what you're talking about!"