rosé: (gets a papercut) oww :<
yoongi: haha, loser
a few minutes later
jin: wHY THE HELL IS YOONGI PUTTING PAPERS ON FIRE
yoongi, from outside the house: yOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO HURT MY PASTA, YOU MØŤHEŘFŪĆKER
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[ Jungkook when he made Rosie REALLY mad ]
kook: *clings to rosé and attempts to kiss her cheek
rosé: nOT TODAY FŪCKÊR
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jungkook: *pretends to stretch his arms and smoothly wrapped his arm around taehyung's shoulder
rose, watching the whole scene:
rosé: *copies jungkook but accidentally hits her elbow at Hoseok's face
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[Rosé and Jungkook fighting]
jimin: can i get a pancake?
[ the fighting continues ]
jimin: can i PLEASE get a pancake?
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rosé: *walks in the living room
jungkook [ internally ]: mygash, she's here. My favorite pasta is here. Jungkook, all you have to do is just be sweet to her and compliment her. Omg, she's so fluffy and soft I could just die
also jungkook: whAt dO yoU waNt bItcH
•••
rosé: I only take pictures of beautiful things
taehyung: you're entire camera roll is full of pictures of Jin hyung
rosé: did I stutter?
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rosé, in an interview: sometimes I think I'm the only normal member of the group
hoseok: THE FLOOR IS LAVA
rosé, hopping onto the nearest furniture: lMao, YOU'RE DEAD, BĮŤCH
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taehyung and jungkook: *reaches for the food at the same time and their fingers touch
taehyung and jungkook: *looks at each other and smile*
rosé and jin: *reaches for the food at the same time and their fingers touch*
rosé and jin: (at the same time) gET YOUR FILTHY FINGERS OFF MAH FOOD
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rosé: nobody shall disturb my sleep or you're dead meat
( a few minutes later )
hoseok: *sighs* :(
rose: *kicks the door with her arms spread wide* i'M HERE TO GIVE SOME CUDDLES
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rosé: yoongi oppa, do you think I'm a bad friend?
namjoon: this is namjoon you are talking to
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jin: i regret buying blender for the dorm
rosé and taehyung: *drinking toast* why?
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taehyung: my favorite ocean is the cpecific ocean
rosé: you mean specific?
namjoon: i can't believe what I'm seeing
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rosé, when she's drunk: do you think joohwang is upset when he doesn't have legs?
namjoon: *rolls his eyes* i don't know, are you upset that you don't have fins?
rosé, tearing up: everyday
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