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rosé: (gets a papercut) oww :<

yoongi: haha, loser

a few minutes later

jin: wHY THE HELL IS YOONGI PUTTING PAPERS ON FIRE

yoongi, from outside the house: yOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO HURT MY PASTA, YOU MØŤHEŘFŪĆKER

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[ Jungkook when he made Rosie REALLY mad ]

kook: *clings to rosé and attempts to kiss her cheek

rosé: nOT TODAY FŪCKÊR

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jungkook: *pretends to stretch his arms and smoothly wrapped his arm around taehyung's shoulder

rose, watching the whole scene:

rosé: *copies jungkook but accidentally hits her elbow at Hoseok's face

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[Rosé and Jungkook fighting]

jimin: can i get a pancake?

[ the fighting continues ]

jimin: can i PLEASE get a pancake?

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rosé: *walks in the living room

jungkook [ internally ]: mygash, she's here. My favorite pasta is here. Jungkook, all you have to do is just be sweet to her and compliment her. Omg, she's so fluffy and soft I could just die

also jungkook: whAt dO yoU waNt bItcH

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rosé: I only take pictures of beautiful things

taehyung: you're entire camera roll is full of pictures of Jin hyung

rosé: did I stutter?

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rosé, in an interview: sometimes I think I'm the only normal member of the group

hoseok: THE FLOOR IS LAVA

rosé, hopping onto the nearest furniture: lMao, YOU'RE DEAD, BĮŤCH

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taehyung and jungkook: *reaches for the food at the same time and their fingers touch

taehyung and jungkook: *looks at each other and smile*

rosé and jin: *reaches for the food at the same time and their fingers touch*

rosé and jin: (at the same time) gET YOUR FILTHY FINGERS OFF MAH FOOD

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rosé: nobody shall disturb my sleep or you're dead meat

( a few minutes later )

hoseok: *sighs* :(

rose: *kicks the door with her arms spread wide* i'M HERE TO GIVE SOME CUDDLES

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rosé: yoongi oppa, do you think I'm a bad friend?

namjoon: this is namjoon you are talking to

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jin: i regret buying blender for the dorm

rosé and taehyung: *drinking toast* why?

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taehyung: my favorite ocean is the cpecific ocean

rosé: you mean specific?

namjoon: i can't believe what I'm seeing

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rosé, when she's drunk: do you think joohwang is upset when he doesn't have legs?

namjoon: *rolls his eyes* i don't know, are you upset that you don't have fins?

rosé, tearing up: everyday

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