• 30/12/2013 •
Dear Camile,
No, my most recent kiss was actually this summer, with some girl in Italy, when I was on holiday. Her name was something with an 'R' - maybe an 'S'? Anyways, it was definitely not Chelsea Filley, that spastic girl with braces. So there's no need to sign me up for any of those pointless sites.
Also, I think your present for me is so thoughtful! I knew you thought going to the gym was one of my new years resolutions, so the sweatband and waterbottle are really useful, thanks.
You're such a sarcastic fucker.
Now that you can bake those cranberry cookies, you must make some for me. I mean, I just have to judge whether you're the new Junior Masterchef or not.
Love, Quentin
PS; You'll probably get this letter in the new year so; HAPPY NEW YEAR HERE'S TO A NEW YEAR TO FUCK UP
