October 12 1921:
one day this boy named Jose was at cluck you chicken by his dads work... he was buying him self some takis and a mexican drink called jelapeño cola "it was delicious" he said. when he was walking back to his fathers shop he tripped on a rock and crack his head in half... he ended up in the hospital with 39 staples from Office Depot in his head and yes they were from Office Depot he saw the packaging!!!! all he remembers is that he went to click you chicken. lol! so when he got out of the hospital he went home and was talking to his mom he told his mom, "mom I want to start smoking crack!" so guess what, he went out to Safeway and bought him self some crack... he started smoking the crack and he was going crazy. A couple weeks later he shrunk, lost eye vision, and suddenly started speaking like spanish!!! crazy right?!
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Sophie & Jose
Randomthis story is about how Jose and sophie came to be a beautiful crack smoking shit faced couple❤️
