"HA! Got you guys!" The counselor in the bear costume said.
"What?! That's not funny!" Larry said, standing in front of a trembling Aaron.
"You have seen the look on your faces," The counselor said, taking off the bear mask.
"Don't you have somewhere to be Tyrone?" Ms. Bootcamp asked, clearly unamused.
"The General ordered me to welcome the kids," Tyrone said feigning an innocent smile.
"Suuuree, he told you to scare us too?" Asor asked.
"Not exactly, but no time for chit chat, we have to show you your cabins and give you a tour of our lovely camp," Tyrone announced.
He led the boys to the cabins. The cabins needed a lot of maintenance. Windows, cracked, holes in the roof, and broken door handles with a few rodents.
"Welcome to your new home for the summer!" Tyrone said with an outstretched arm. Coincidentally, the door to the cabin fell apart.
"I have a bad feeling about this," Aaron said. "And that's not just because I really have to pee."
"No one wants to hear about your bladder issues, Aaron," Larry mumbled.
"I bet Mya would care," Aaron replied.
Larry turned towards Aaron with a face of fury. "You little-"
Larry threw himself angrily at Aaron and they pummeled each other with fists and kicks until Tyrone and Asor pulled them apart.
"Guys! You have to stop this!" Asor said.
Tyrone turned towards Aaron. "So, you said you had to use the bathroom?"
Aaron nodded.
"Follow me!" Tyrone said cheerfully.
He led them to the bathroom which was a hole in the ground.
"Uh, where's the bathroom?" Aaron asked.
"Right here. Have at it," Tyrone said, smacking him with a roll of toilet paper.
Before Aaron could respond to the hole in the ground, Larry shoved him into the hole. Aaron fell face-first into the dirt and other substances.
"Dude!" Asor yelled.
"What?"
Asor's eyes shifted back and forth towards Larry and the hole. "dUDE!"
"You saw nothing," Larry whispered whistling away.
Asor pulled Aaron out of the hole. Aaron was covered in "sewage".
"Eww, don't get it on me!" Asor said, wiping his hand.
"Where's Larry?!" Aaron asked. "When I find him I'm going to-"
Tyrone returned to the scene with more rolls of toilet paper. "Hey guys, I brought more-" His eyes fell on Aaron. "You fell in?"
"Something like that," Aaron said, turning a bright shade of pink.
"Uh, that's okay," Tyrone said putting down the rolls of toilet paper. "I'll show you the showers, so you can get cleaned up."
"I didn't bring any clothes, kinda showed up last minute," Aaron said, looking down.
"You can wear some of mine." Asor offered, patting Aaron on the back, then quickly regretting it.
Asor went back to the cabin to grab some clothes for Aaron, while Tyrone led him to the showers.
"Well, here it is!" Tyrone said, holding the door open for Aaron. "Don't mind the frogs."
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Khaotic Kids of the Keys [DISCONTINUED]
HumorFour troublesome tweens: Asor, the man in command who always has a plan; Mya, the sassy girl who will crush people in her way; Larry, the tactical one who has all the answers and the brains; and Aaron, not the brightest bulb in the box, but does own...