Potato day 2030 July 18th this was the best time of my life. It's the 18th the day that i can celebrate the 60 year anniversary of our potato kind I'm so fond of us being alive so i wanted to bring something to potato fest so i brought my guitar...
sadly i have no freaking arms i cant play the guitar why should I even play anything i cant hold any thing ether well I guess i just have to except what i am...
a potato well i now i my main priority is to go roll down the street and get to potato fest so i rolled out of my house and started rolling down the street and while i was rolling i was wandering how did us potato people make this streets as i started to get to the stop marker i saw that robotic potato looking thing that even I couldn't explain next to me. i try to role up it and i hit that "thing" then it opens up like a peanut I don't know Mach about potato anatomy but i don't think potato's are Supposed to open like that so i how do you say in human terms amm crawl back/wiggle back......
to see a potato plop out the cockpit and hit the ground apparently a certain potato named Mark Potato Berg has made a exoskeleton for us fellow potato people to do our daily tasks like brush our nonexistent teeth do our jobs and other stuff that would be hard without arms well any ways i need to roll my way down the hill and all the way to potato fest i cant wait and on the way i was thinking about that potato robot thingy it looked like it has actual legs its been a long time since i seen legs and arms i can only dream of having arms and legs now which is definitely gets me angry from time to time and yes a hate every part of me not having arms and legs.
Oh welp i almost at potato feast i cant wait cant wait to se all the fun thing i can do theres a potato rolling race that rewards you with a trophy and some people can actually hold the trophy i wander if i will win. I am also excited to look at the new contraptions that us potato people can ware to to grab stuff and thing and i also super exited to test some of those contraptions I dream of grabbing that trophy and holding it up high is what i looking forward to i mind ponders since i can really do that much and i think about so many thing if i had arm i could express what i want to do in real life instead if thinking about everything that wu i need arms so i can express myself and move faster.
So I'm at potato fest and i first get a robotic arm second get into the potato race.
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Day in a life of a potato
HumorLearn from the potato and see the life experience that the potato learn and you may even get life experience too but I don't know of you will. This is Courtesy of XxpsycopotatogirlxX