Its 5am you were sleeping peacefully in your bed but you suddenly hear a soft rustling in the corner of your room you sit up turn the flashlight of your phone on and its A L A S T O R. Hes just standing there staring at you and then. He begins to dance. His head not moving at all with his aggressive dance moves you say "jesus christ" And he stops dead in his tracks and his neck stretches over to you and he yells "HEY. WE DONT USE THAT FOUL LANGUAGE IN THIS HOUSE. THIS IS A CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD EXCEPT THE OPPOSITE" He goes back to his corner and continues dancing hes humming 'the real slim shady' he stops once again and suddenly starts moving into the pennywise dance and yelling "HA CHA CHA" you are terrified he starts silently shuffling over to you you can hear the soft pads of his feet on the carpet he comes over to you and stares into your eyes "HA CHA CHA IM IM LATE FOR THE PICTURE SHOW" and he disspears leaving you confused speechless and questioning your sexuality.
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HA CHA CHAAA~ (Alastor x Reader)
FanfictionI like hazbin hotel. I like cursed stories. I like alastor. Here we goooo 😛
