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"Eight inch big ooh that's good pipe, bad bitch imma ride the dick all night" me and my friends shout as we dance. (I wanted to put a Nicki or Megan verse so bad but they already in the story 💀)
We have been at the club for about two hours and are having a great time. We had a table full of drinks that guys have been buying us all night, so I am a little tipsy. After dancing a little longer we head back to our table.
"Y'all I'm having so much fun" Nicki exclaims while shaking her ass, this bitch is way past drunk.
We all laugh. I look down at my phone to check the time, 2:45am. Knowing the club closed at 3, I inform my girls and we begin to head out. To sober up a little bit before I drive us home, we head to Waffle House to grab something to eat. After eating I proceed to drop all of them off at Nicki's place where they will be staying tonight.
"Thanks for the ride BB" Michelle says as the exit the car.
"No problem"
"Let us know when you get home! Love you" I make sure they get into Nicki's brownstone before pulling off.
On the way home I think about how lovely this shower I'm about to take is going to be. Parking my car in the garage, I grab my things and head to the building. While walking I hear a faint noise, I reach for the pepper spray in my bag and look around. I didn't see anybody so I keep walking until I hear the noise again. Listening a little harder I make it out to be a baby crying.
"What the hell?" I question as I follow where the noise is coming from. I ended up beside the alleyway by my building.
Walking closer to the noise I see the cutest little baby leaning back on a man, that is sleep on the ground, crying. I stand there looking at the baby, who is looking right back at me not knowing what to do.
I should just walk away, but that would be rude seeing as how a child is involved. I think a little harder and determine that I will just wake the man up.
I bend down and tap the mans shoulder. "Excuse me" I say softly. The man doesn't budge. "Excuse me!" I yell while shaking him a little bit.
I scream as the man jumps up while grabbing the fuck out of my arm.
"What the hell are you doing?" He exclaims. I get a good look at the man realizing it's the same dude I gave twenty dollars to the other day.
"I'm sorry I was just trying to wake you up because the baby was crying" I calmly explain while dying on the inside because he is squeezing the fuck out of my arm.
