I grabbed my Chick-Fil-A and sat down at the table as Kaneki followed me into the dining room. As I took all of my food out of the bag, Kaneki sat down next to me. He doesn't eat human food anymore so I thought I'd let him sit with me. I was wrong. Two seconds later he Detroit robbed half my fries and ate them. "Kaneki!" I yelled. He knew those were my favorite fries. "Yes?" he answered sweetly. "Bro you did that on purpose." I said to him in a calmer tone. He just looked at me and giggled. Bruh, I knew it. He was messing with me again. "You suck!" I said to him with a hmph and I continued eating but then, he did the unspeakable. He took my freaking sweet tea. I looked up at him with a death stare expecting him to put it down but it only made him laugh more. He took my tea and sipped it , then he decided it'd be funny if kept drinking it. Nobody. Messes. With. My. Iced. Tea. I'm from Texas dang it. "Kaneki that's mineeee!" I whined and surely enough he drank more and this time he freaking licked the straw. Who does that?! But I had a plan. We we're dating after all. I took the tea and drank it from the same straw anyway. "What the heck? Ewww~! you're so gross!" He said as he stared at me with disgust but then he grinned. "Look, if I cared about gross I wouldn't be dating you." I giggled. He glared at me with that stupid grin on his face. "Ouch, that hurt Mel." he said as he clutched his chest pretending to be wounded. I giggled. This was our way of being nice or having fun. "My stummy hurts Mel.." he said with a hand on his stummy. "Well maybe if you weren't a bully it wouldn't hurt dummy." I said laughing. He rushed to the restroom and I already knew what he was doing. I could hear it across the house. He was throwing up again. Why did he always have to do this. I said to myself, "Here we go again.."
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Those Days.
HumorI don't own the character kaneki ken. some stupid story for my friends. OFFENSIVE HUMOR. This is for comedy purposes and is not meant to be taken seriously. This is more for teens just bc of the humor that's why it's 13-18.