Salutations.
If you are reading this, you are either one of the fucks in the group chat or an innocent reader that doesn't know what they are in for. If you are the latter, I highly recommend you buckle down, because both you and I are in for a treat. And if you are the former... I needn't remind you of your idiocy.
These are the people in the group chat. As time goes on, people may enter or leave, but anyone that has been on the list was a vital part of the group chat.
Maicee: She is one of the sweetest people one may ever meet. She is our resident makeup artist and hairless cat lover. She always threatens to steal people's knees if they don't love themselves, but she wouldn't hurt a fly. As far as anyone can tell, she doesn't have the capacity to without hurting herself on accident first. Pronouns: Any/All (Primary usage in this book is She/Her).
Atlas: This edgy teen continuously threatens to consume nickels any chance he gets. He is quite chaotic while being an anxious ball of a mess at the same. Even though he tries hard to be edgy, he is actually a soft and caring person. He was the original founder of the group chat and the reason why we all met. Pronouns: He/Him.
Eddie: This flower ours is a sarcastic yet compassionate person. He loves to send cursed images and greet everyone in the group chat by saying "Howdy". He has a very hard time spelling "parcipitation" and spelling in general. Even though he can seem quite sarcastic, he is actually very compassionate and considerate of other people. Recently, he has been one of the primary forces in keeping an active conversation in the chat. Pronouns: He/Him.
Abby: She is one of the most caring and amazing people one may ever meet in their life. Abby is the southern belle who threatens to steal anyone's knees if they don't love or take care of themselves. Abby is the ideal partner in crime and will remain a valuable asset with her logical reasoning and chaotic behavior. She worships Woerm and loves cuddles. Pronouns: She/Her.
Luna: This girl has extreme sass and sarcasm on her side. While she doesn't interact as often as the other members on the group chat, she is always able to make anyone's day, and often lurks in the shadows, simply watching our conversations. Deep down, Luna is a shy and sensitive person, but very caring as well. She has a strong relationship with Eddie and Liam. Pronouns: She/Her.
Liam: British and the token straight of the group chat. He loves to send cursed memes and images to make us laugh, and always has a handful of weird, random facts in his possession. He also goes to an all-boys school and loves to go on runs. No matter how much he may deny it, Liam is loved, especially by the group chat. Pronouns: He/Him.
Victoria: An energetic young girl who is amazing in every way. She is a bit blunt in addressing problems, but that makes them much easier to solve. She has an admiration for geology and various cartoons. She remains strongly in touch with her inner child. Pronouns: She/Her.
Yasmeen: The author. Pronouns: She/They.
This is the main squad of the Instagram Family. There will be quotes from our chats, possible scenarios with us, and more. I hope you enjoy the book.
Warning: This book contains mature themes, especially concerning mental health. This includes, but is not limited to severe depression and anxiety, mental breakdowns, low self-esteem, self-harm, inadequate self-care, and other health emergencies, both physical and mental. Do not read if any of these triggers you. There will also be cursing in just about every chapter. Please preserve your mental health.
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