Okay, so - a few context notes before we begin.
1) This is following the Off Broadway Version of Schuyler Defeated, 'cause it fits better.
2) This is not a scene from the books. I just though of this and liked the idea. Enjoy!
Ra Defeated
Anubis:
Look! Grand-grand-grandpa's in the paper!
"Our world may be in danger after Ra gives up the throne?"
If it so dangerous why would he do it?
Nephthys:
I though he was unopposed.
Anubis:
Not according to the paper, he isn't!
Nephthys:
Go make sure the door is closed.
Further down, further down.
Set is out right now and he'd want to have a talk, have a talk
With the new king.
Osiris!
I gotta go, I gotta find you father (A/N: Which one?)
Anubis:
Let him now we're on his side.
Nephthys:
No! He'll consider this a personal slander.
I've gotta stop a homicide! (A\N: Oh, this one!)
Anubis:
Oh!
Both:
Look around, we should look around.
Let's go and find your father before he does something he'd regret. oh
Set:
Osiris! I heard Ra has gone. When?
Osiris:
When my wife found out his ren, duh.
Set:
No one knows who you are or what you do.
Osiris:
They don't need to know me, they don't like you.
Set:
Excuse me?
Osiris:
All of the uppers think you're great.
You'll always be adored for the things you gave.
But lowstate you're a rascal and I'm unflappable.
Set:
Wait-
Osiris:
All know it's a better idea to give Sekhmet a-a-alcohol!
Set:
I had always considered you a friend.
Osiris:
I don't see why that has to end.
The seat was up for grabs and I took it.
It's not my fault people think you're crooked.
Set:
Making a fool of me? Can you go more low?
Osiris:
There's the kid who almost shot half of the gods in the jaw!
Set:
Your wife will be the death of us all.
Beware when the night decides to fall!
Neph:
Set, there you are!
Set:
Nephthys?
Neph:
You forgot your papers.
Osiris, brother, it's been so long.
How are the others?
Osiris:
As a matter of fact, they're in Brazil.
Neph:
Tell 'em to be careful not to catch the chill.
You'll send them our regards.
Osiris:
I will.
Neph:
And how did Isis got Ra to support her?
Osiris:
Let's not let technicalities reduce our joy.
Set:
Say that to the Greeks and Latins!
Osiris:
I won't reply.
Set:
Why? 'Cause Isis turned Ra into a toy?
No respect for the aten.
Neph:
We must be going, sir, but send Isis our love.
Osiris:
It was nice to see you two.
Set:
We're not done, Osiris, sir.
Neph:
Hon.
Osiris:
If I were you I'd stick with her, sir.
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