* we're gonna pretend that endgame never happened in this story lmfao. *
Tony has created a group chat.
tony: AYE WHATS UP
steve: The sky.
nat: i-
bucky: my iq
sam: buck ur literally dumber than a pile of dog shit
bucky: ok first of fuck u
second of all, ur literally a fucking bird
clint: damn
steve: Language.
tony: shut up old man
steve: .
thor: what are you mortals up to this time
nat: the old men are at it and grumpy again
bucky: eXCUSE ME
I WAS FROZEN FOR 70 FUCKING YEARS SO I AM TECHNICALLY STILL IN MY THIRTIES
steve: Exactly.
peter p:
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nat: same, kid
clint: ^^
sam: can u stop arguing and date
thor: ^
tony: ^
wanda: ^
peter p: wanda when did u get here
wanda: ive been sleeping but y'all kept blowing my phone up.
carol: can y'all shut the fuck up me and goose are tryna sleep
tony: CAROL
carol: TONY
tony: HOW ARE YOU
carol: GAY🏳️🌈
not as in happy, but queer as in fuck u
peter p: omg i stan
steve: What does stan mean
bucky: dude just lOok it uP
steve: im still getting used to my phone >:(
bruce: oh god what happened while i was@gone
sam: tony woke all of us up
rhodey: sup bitches
tony: HEY BESTIE
steve: ouch
tony: shut it
clint: go to b e d
wanda: no need to tell me twice
YOU ARE READING
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