I'll make human out of you!

Me a human?

"If you're really the god of mischief tell me something only he would know" I told him not believing his bullshit. "Remember that attack on New York a few years ago" I nodded. "Yeah it was on the news" Loki stayed silent. I chuckled as I realized what he meant. "Man you're in deep shit" He rolled his eyes. "If you're a god where's your powers?" I asked. "Odin punished me for my crimes. He took away my powers and sent me to teach me humanity and empathy" he explained to me. I sigh. I kinda feel sorry for him. I mean he was probably never really appreciated by his family. "How about this?" I asked. He looked at me. "I'll look after you and teach you how to be a mortal" he laughed. "What makes you think I wanna be a part of your mortal society?" he smirked. I shrug "suit yourself, you can go back out there in your ridiculous outfit, claiming you're a god. Where one of two outcomes can happen. A. You'll get recognized for that attack you did on New York and someone will call the authorities on you like the FBI. Or B. You'll be seen as a nutcase and you'll be thrown into a mental asylum. Either way you'll probably get locked up." His smirk was immediately wiped off. I was too brutally honest. But it was the truth. No use in sugar coating it. "Fine mortal" he grumbled. I smiled. "Good although..if you call me mortal again I'll have to smack you" I said firmly. The nurse came and undone his IV. He then got up and got his clothes he then took off his hospital gown and of course he was naked under the gown. I widened my eyes and turned away. I closed the curtains. He was getting dressed and I looked over my shoulder to look at his body. Damn he had a nice one. He smirked at me. "Aren't you naughty Lady Chel?" I turned away. Of course he then decided to call me Chel. "I haven't seen a god naked...or any guy for that matter" I said shyly. Loki smirked at me. I sighed. This is gonna be hell. I took him to my car. Loki looked at me dumbfounded. "Its a car dude" I said to him. I put his hand on the handle. "Pull it to open" he pulled it open and got in. I buckled him and myself up. "What's this?" He asked indicating the seat belt. "A seat belt" I answer nonchalantly as I started the car and started to drive us home. "What does it do? Restrain me?" I nodded. "For your safety." I remarked. "You Midgardians are strange" he remarked. "Says the guy who tried to take over New York in a horned helmet." I say sarcastically without taking my eyes off the road. "Oh and you can't say Midgardians or mortals anymore. Call us humans." I instruct. He sighed. I took us to my apartment. I unlocked my door. "Welcome to my humble abode. It's not much but its home" I smile. "It'll do" Loki said. My cat Lucy comes up to me rubbing against me and Loki's legs. "Lucy" I petted her. "Get that beast away from me" he said terrified. "Oh please she'd never hurt a fly" I said rolling my eyes. "Ok some ground rules" I stated. "Rule one you sleep on the couch and I sleep in my bed don't bother me when I'm asleep unless it's important." He nodded. "Two do not try to get rid of lucy" he looked at me. "Why?" He asked. "Because she's my pet" I stated. "No, why would you think I would do that?" He asked trying to sound innocent. "I know you don't like her." I shrug. "You can use this" I grab my laptop. "Go on any website just don't go through my email or go on porn sites" he looked at me. "What's porn?" I blink realizing he probably doesn't know what porn is. "Uh never mind" I put my laptop down. "You can also watch tv just no renting anything without my knowledge" he nodded. "Alright, So tomorrow is your first lesson on human culture" I then yawned. "But let's get some shut eye handsome" I winked. I then headed to my bedroom and came back with pajamas. "Here you go Loki" I gave them to him. Then went to my bedroom to go to sleep.
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Loki's POV
Who does this mortal think she is? She's so demanding. Bossing me around when I'm a god. Though she is pretty attractive. And she's saving me from getting locked up. But that gives her no right to boss me around. I got dressed in the pajamas I leave the shirt off because its too hot. But then Chel comes back in. "Crap I forgot I didn't eat dinner" She then sees me shirtless and covers her eyes. "Can you warn me when you're gonna do that?!" I see her in her night outfit. I chuckle.

"What?" She asks catching me staring at her. "Nothing..I'm sorry I startled you" I apologize. She chuckles shaking her head and goes to the kitchen making a sandwich. "Is that all you're eating Lady Chel?" I ask her. She shrugs as she sits at the table. "You can go to sleep Loki. Just pretend I'm not here" She tells me. I nod and lay on the couch. "Lady Chel? Do you have a blanket?" I ask her. She nods. "Right behind you" she points to the blanket draped over the couch. I grab it and place it over myself. "Night Michelle" I say to her as I fall asleep. "Night Loki" She said softly.
Next morning (Michelle's POV)
I woke up and went into the living room. I went to wake Loki up. I saw his sleeping face. I couldn't help but admire his handsome face. Snap out of it Chel! He's a god. You're a human. Besides you have James... who only sees you as a friend. I sigh and went to just make breakfast hoping the smell of food wakes Loki up. That always works. Well at least with me. I decide to make scrambled eggs with bacon. I put his eggs and bacon in the frying pan first. I hear Loki waking up. "Morning sleeping beauty." I say to him. "What's that wonderful smell?" He asks. "I'm making breakfast. Scrambled eggs and bacon" Loki got off the couch. Still. Shirtless. "What's a bacon?" I laugh. "Its from pigs. Just try it. You'll thank me afterwards" He sighed. "I'm trusting you with this..not that I have a choice." I snicker. When its done I put his food on a plate and give it to him with a fork. "Enjoy" I say as I get more eggs and bacon. I then put them in the frying pan. I notice Loki is watching me cook. "You better eat that trust me eggs don't taste good cold." I tell him. I feel like a mom. He takes a bite of the eggs then looks at me. "These are delicious" He tells me. I chuckle. "I told you they would be" I tell him as he eats the rest of the eggs. "Try the bacon" I tell him. "I'm trusting you Lady Chel" He looks at me like I'm trying to poison him. He then takes a bite and looks at me shocked. "Oh my gods" he shouted. I laughed "I told you" I nudged him. I put my food on a plate. "So I was thinking..maybe I should give you a new name" I suggested. "Like what?" He asked. "Lucas" I said. "It's similar to Loki but not too similar" He thought for a second. "Surname?" He asked. "I didn't get that far yet." I admitted. I thought about it while eating. "Lafauci" I said. He looked at me. "Pardon?" He asked. "That'll be your surname" I answer. "Ok" he nods. "Lucas Lafauci, I like it" I smile.