shipped to kuhra'in

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Engarde's pov

"How did you even get in kuhra'in anyway."

" I have my connections. And also did you receive the package?"

" Yeah."

" Good, now let's get to business."

" How much are you willing to bid him for?"

" How about 1m?"

" A very high price indeed, and besides, one: didn't you say you're gonna get money out of japanifornia for him?"

"Well that didn't work so well so you're my next chance."

" But is he really worth all that money?"

" Well I'm not selfish, so if you wanna try him out first, then be my guest~"

" Hmm... Alright then, but if isn't up to my expectations, then the deal's off!"

" Heh, alright then he's all yours~"

" N-no, not again p-please."

" You were right engarde, he is adorable when he's stuttering~"

" Well take your time good sir~"

Engarde: you all might be wondering what the hell is happening right now. Well how about we start from the night before?

*FORKING FLASHBACK*

After I left the gas filled room with my hostage, I hoisted him over my shoulders and climbed up the ladder, going outside to hijack that detective's van which fortunately had the key in it. I opened the back, threw out all the science junk and and hopped in, closing the door behind me.

"Drive"

I told Dekiller who was in the driver's seat as he took off. I looked over to my hostage who was eyeing the large cardboard box with airholes on it warily. I took off the rag tied around his mouth as it looked like he wanted to ask something.

"What's the box for?"

" You'll see soon enough."

I said as the car soon came to a stop at a place far away from the city.

"We're here."

Dekiller said as he came outside the car. I also opened the back and came out, taking the box out along with my hostage. "Why are we at the post office?" He asked as I have him a sly smirk, as I opened the box, the realization now hitting him." YOU'RE GONNA MAIL ME!?" he said as I soon put a piece of tape over his mouth as I put him in the box and soon sealed it afterwards. Seeming that I was a wanted criminal, I had Dekiller mail him for me as I hopped back into the van.

Dekiller's pov

After engarde put the defense attorney into the box and sealed it, I picked it up and made my way to the building, having a hard time holding the box as it was quite heavy and the person inside was shaking the box. After a while if annoyance, I dropped the box, took out a knife and thrusted it into the box, purposely missing the person inside, who immediately stopped moving. I picked back up the box and made my way inside the building.

P.O lady: good evening sir! How can I help you?

Dekiller: I would like this box to be shipped.*puts box on scale*

P.O lady: alright let's see... WOW! This box is extremely heavy!

Pheonix:*in head* have I been eating THAT much noodles from eldoon?

P.O lady: might I ask what's inside?

Dekiller: o-oh, just my friends dog and puppies?

P.O lady: ... Alright seems legit! Now just sign the destination, address and your initials.

Dekiller:*signs paper*

P.O lady: alright, we'll have this box in kuhra'in by morning!

Pheonix:*in head* KUHRA'IN!?!

Dekiller:*hands money* have a nice evening miss.

P.O lady: you too sir!

Dekiller: alright, we're through.

Engarde: good, I just came off the phone with an old pal of mine so now all I have to do is get to kuhra'in.

Dekiller: how are you planning on doing that?

Engarde: I have my ways.

*In morning*

??:*hears ring on doorbell and opens door* oh, engarde did tell me I was receiving mail.

Postman: please sign here sir.

??:*signs paper and takes box, closing door* doesn't sound like something's living in there.*shakes box and hears loud grumbling* oh nevermind.

??:*gets knife and opens box* hello there~*takes rag off his mouth*

Pheonix: wh-who are you?

Jack: the names Jack Pocc(made it up). Engarde's told me alot about you, while you do look delicious, I would have to try you out before I give engarde the money,but I have to ask him first though.

Pheonix: wh-what do you mean by th-that?

Jack: you'll see~

* END OF FORKING FLASHBACK*

engarde: and now we're back to where we were!

* After you know what*

Engarde: where is he?

Jack: I left him sleeping in bed.

Engarde: I heard afew... Screams from the room, I take it you had fun~?

Jack: he was better than I thought, much better~

Engarde: told you he's worth it.

Jack: well I have to keep my end of the bargain, you can have the one million dollars.

Engarde: good, now I can start back up my little... Business.

( I LIIIIIVE, also I wasn't anywhere with WiFi for a while so yeah)

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