Kooks: Coward
U didn't show up
me: I forgot okay?
I'm an important person
I got things to do!
Kooks: No u didn't show up because u r a wimp
me: boi I'll twist your neck into a kkwabaegi
Who u calling a wimp😡😡
Kooks: then fight me
me: Just why would you ask me to meet you at a gay club in the first place?
Kooks: Stop acting like you don't know
me: No tell me.
Kooks: I like boys
Go ahead laugh your ass off.
me: Why would I laugh about it?
The truth was, you liked boys too. But that was a secret.
me: I think it's okay
Me and my hyungs are pretty chill about it so you don't have to worry
Kooks: Your hyungs?
I thought you were the eldest?
Oop. Busted.
me: Imma confess it okay 😔
Since you were honest about yourself
It's not my phone
me: Seokjin is my hyung
I'm his youngest dongsaeng
He's gone on a vacation and left his phone with me
Kooks: ...
Well that gives me more of a reason to beat you up
If you're an adult, that is
me: Yup
I'm a legal adult 😌😌
And I'll gladly beat yo ass up
Jungkook sighed. This kid really didn't know anything, right?
Kooks: What's my name saved as in your phone?
I mean Sock Jin's phone?
me: oh it's
Tiny-whiny-twink
GET THAT FOR DISRESPKTING MY HYUNG
Kooks: 🙄
No fr
What is it?
me: Kooks
Wtf is that supposed to mean anyway?
Are you like a cook or something?
Kooks: Nvm
Do you watch wrestling and stuff?
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Two Percent Straight || Jungkook x Reader x Jimin
Fanfiction"I'm just 2 % straight y/n, but I can love you more than a hundred percent straight man" ~mature content ~please read only if you are an open minded reader ~ there will be a bit of violence (ง'̀-'́)ง ~cover @jeon_nargish(26/11/19) ~cover @seoulogi...