Matthew Gray Gubler/ Spencer Reid Oneshots

Casual Affair (SR)

"This is a mess,"

"How so?"

"They're beginning to catch on to us, Spence. Morgan asked me why I'm always walking in with you."

"They think we're car pooling like we used to,"

"Ah yeah because car pooling totally leads to hickeys on my neck,"

"Can't help it, you're mine"

"They think it's a casual affair,"

"Then let them think that."

"God, this isn't Panic!"

"Panic?"

"Ya know, Casual Affair by Panic! At The Disco?"

"Never heard it,"

"I'm sure you have you have and you don't remember."

"Eidetic memory, Sarah. I would remember."

"You don't remember everything,"

"I do, having an eidetic memory means I remember everything,"

"Prove it. Tell me something about me I told you once,"

"You like when having casual sex with music,"

"What do you mean by casual sex?"

"Meaning it's simple and normal,"

"Isn't all of our sex normal?"

"Not when you sit on my face and I tie you up,"

"Spencer Reid!"

"You like it, I know you do."

"This is so much more than a casual affair,"

"Of course it is, babe."