𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁 {kpop oneshots}

o n e

stone {jaehyungparkian}

"come on, take a picture of me!"

"alright, but just one. take your own goddamn selfies, jae."

"oh my god, wonpil, just shut up and take the picture."

a click of the camera, and wonpil handed it back to jae.

"guess i gotta do everything myself, huh."

wonpil nodded with a grin on his face, and jae rolled his eyes at his best friend's behaviour.

whipping his phone out, jae stood next to the statue, and barely managed to fit his hand in the statue's, when-

"AH!"

"OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK!"

jae screamed, as he barely caught the now very much alive statue in his arms. he would've let the man fall, but his instincts said 'ha, bitch, you thought'.

wonpil was merely staring at the pair, eyes wide and hand covering his mouth.

however, the man who had been previously a very non-human statue, spoke up.
"this is.... awkward."

"YOU DON'T SAY."
jae spoke, finally dropping the boy down.

"why did this shit happen to me-"

"it's called fate, pretty boy."

eyes wide, jae glanced up at the smirking boy, who has now stood up and recovered from the unexpected fall.

he has the audacity to stand there, and smirk at me like that, with those pretty lips of his- what an asshole.

"my name is younghyun, but you, pretty boy, can call me brian. consider that an honour, as i allow nobody to call me brian."

"his name is jae!"
wonpil added helpfully from the side, a grin appearing on his face as he saw jae glare at him.

finally willing himself to speak, jae asked brian a question.
"how do you seem so-"

"normal? casual?"

"yeah."

"i spent years observing teenagers, and for the last, like, six months, few have been speaking nothing but twitter stan language. and normal teenager language, along that. so i caught something from that."

"you- you ca- okay, you know what, i don't want this to turn into a young adult dystopian novel, so i'm just going to take a nap, and hope that this is a dream when i wake up."

"i can assure you, pretty boy, this isn't a dream."

"yeah, you see, i know that this is a dream, because no one in their right mind would call me pretty, especially someone as hot as you. yes, i just said that out loud, wonpil, and if you utter a single word i will hunt you down and carve out your fucking kneecaps."

"we will work on your confidence after i change. can i have some spare clothes from any of you?"

wonpil grinned, and lead them away to the hotel he and jae stayed in, to give brian some clothes.

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"oh my god, those clothes were so tight, ugh. i always hated- oh i'm sorry, did i interrupt something? do i... go back in the bathroom or-?"

the reason why brian had asked that was because he found wonpil and jae in a very... compromising position.
jae was currently straddling wonpil, trying to strangle him, while the latter was laughing and trying to push jae off his chest.

however, both of their actions ceased when they heard brian had come in, and their heads whipped towards said boy.

jae's face immediately flushed a bright red, and a smirk appeared on wonpil's face. pushing jae off him, he muttered some excuse about having to call doowoon, and he was gone.

jae, however, has turned his back towards brian, obviously trying to hide his face in his sweater.

"what's wrong, pretty boy? don't i look good?"

"that's not the problem."

"then what is?" brian walked up to jae, hugging him from behind, feeling the taller boy tense up in his arms.

"you look too good."

"really?"

"yeah."

"thank you, pretty boy."

after some silence, brian finally spoke up.

"do you wanna know why i turned human?"

"kinda, yeah."

"i kind of annoyed a witch, like a lot, and then she cursed me to turn into stone until my soulmate held my hand or some shit. don't know why it took like ninety years, though."

"that's is dumbassery extreme."

"yeah, it is."

jae finally peeked up from the depths of his hoodie, revealing his flushed face.

"you are cute."

"oh god- okay."

"can i kiss you?"

jae screeched and launched himself away from brian.

"so... is that a yes?"

DEDICATED TOOOOO
THE ONE AND ONLY

noona_from_wow

YEEHAW

okay this was written in two hours whoo boi