The Girl

Saturday;

Ughh,

Ever had that feeling, you just want to just attempt suicide?

Well that was my whole day,

I have done nothing today so I decided, to do some exercises, to get fit. I was on the Wii and the monitor said I had a slight risk of overweight. I exercised for about an hour and then my dad told me we had to watch a family film.

Of course, my brother brought out the BBQ Pringles and I had a whole bloody tube of them, I'm so fat.

Then, as I was starting to get happier, laughing at the film, I started to think, 'how am I so happy? Someone dies every three seconds!? How can you be smiling? '

My mum noticed my getting down and asked if I was alright, of course I said the usual

'I'm fine thanks you?'

"I don't ever want to hear you say that again !"

'What?'

"I know your phrase is I'm fine and I know you are lying to me."

"Okay sorry mum."

"Let's try again, how are you Shaan,"

"I'm perfectly happy thank you very much, and you?"

"Don't ever give me that cheek young lady"

Jeez, what can I do to help!? I got to go, mum wants me to babysit.... Again..