So basically I am a seventeen year old that started watching my little pony. Why? Dude, don't ask me, I have no clue.
Let's start off with the characters.
We have Twilight the basic main hoe. She can use magic, reads books and talks to the princess cause she's her student for whatever reason and yea, that's everything she does. I know what you're thinking: "Bro, she boring af"
Yes, yes she is...
On to the next.... Applejack
One word: A P P L E S
Then there is Rainbow Dash. She dashes and rainbows... she's Rainbow Dash #gaypride 🌈
There also is Pinky Pie. The only thing she does is being an annoying ass bitch. Sometimes she's actually useful... but barely.
We also have 💎-',𝓡𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓽𝔂 ,' -💎. She's pretty. Also too fancy for normal font.
She's not.
And last and most definitely least: Flutter Shy. I hate her. With. A. Biiiiiig. Passion. For no actual reason (did I mention that I don't make sense)
Also this book is a joke. Byeeee
YOU ARE READING
my little pony SH*T
RandomIn this book I'm going to talk about my little pony in a maybe a tiny bit offensive way. Why? Because I have fun with it and most likely am bored as sh*t. If you have read this masterpiece and still have expectations afterwards... dm me and you'll g...
