Go home, you're drunk. (Winterhawk)

Winterhawk

      "He is so pretty," Clint whispers not so quietly to Natasha. She can smell the alcohol on his breath. The Avengers need a good old fashion break, Tony said, it'll be fun, he said. She sighs and takes another swig of beer. "Nat! Listen to me! I'm having a crisis!"

"Then go talk to him," she says bored. Clint gives her the most horrified look. "I'm sure he will love you."

While Clint starts to babble about how terrible of an idea that is, another blond hands the tall dark and handsome crush a drink. "Nooooooo," Clint sobs to Natasha. "He is taken."

Nat giggles and the blond moves away from the crush. "You don't know that, maybe they are just friends." Nat stands up and pulls Clint with her. "You will never know if you don't ask."

Tasha shoves him and Clint stumbles over. "Hi, I'm Clint," he says ever so smoothly as he attempts to lean against the bar counter. Attempts because he misses and almost falls.

"Hi Clint, I'm Bucky." The man, Bucky, leans over and helps steady Clint.

Clint looks back at Nat who gives an encouraging smile. "I-I was wondering if you had a girlfriend? Or boyfriend." He felt like an idiot. Why was he like this? He was better then stumbling over his words.

Bucky exhales a laugh. "Yes, I have a boyfriend." Clint's face drops as does his shoulders. He nods somberly and shuffled back over to Nat, he missed Bucky's confused look.

"Nat! He is taken! I told you!" He was angry and sad. "Let's just go home."

Nat was looking at Bucky who was looking at her. 'What the hell?' He mouths. Nat waved him over, Buck lumbers over as Clint sobs into Natasha's arm. "Bucky? Care to expand on your boyfriend," she asks with a mused smile. Clint looks up and glares at Natasha.

Bucky makes a small oh noise then smiles. "Well, He is about this high." He holds up an arm. "He has gorgeous blue eyes and spiked blond hair. He is deaf but is the best damn archer in the world." Clint sniffs and points to Steve with a confused face.

Nat rolls her eyes. "Clinton. What do you do for a living?" Clint blinks slowly before realization blooms on his face.

Bucky smirks and offers a hand. "May I take you home? You seem rather drunk." Clint giggles and takes his hand, the two walk out the door.

Nat watches and Steve walks over to her. "What was that about?"

"Clint got so drunk he forgot they were dating."