Nutsu was prancing down the street like a boss ass bitch, eating his nuts and humming along to Masayume Chasing. Why so happy you ask? He was daydreaming about his beloved.
Natsu.
Nutsu had always admired Natsu and his sexy beastness. He got jealous of the blonde, redhead and other chicks that hung out with him. He wanted Natsu all to himself.
To canon the baeship of the century, NatNut.
Speaking of which...
"Dafuq?! You look just like me!!"
...
Nutsu's nuts dropped.
Also the ones in his hands.
It was Natsu.
His bae.
He was here to whisk him away and eat nuts with him.
"Let's get married, Natsu."
"Um."
"Please?"
"Okay."
"Yay."
"Yay."
And boom canon.
