A Taste of Lust

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Thump.. Thump.. Thump.. 

I snapped awake to the sound of a loud and rhythmic thumping, and I was honestly ready to save my user from the deadly threat he was facing. 

I appeared, ready to fight an opponent, only to find him.

Him.. 

Why the hell was he here, and why was I practically stuck to him? 

“Hierophant..” My voice was soft, almost weak. I’m not sure why, but it felt as if some odd thing had taken over my being. He tilted his head to stare at me before answering. 

“Yo, get off of me Star! Kinda makin’ me uncomfortable here.” The green snake-like thing tried wiggling to get off of me, but it only made the feeling within grow. It was almost unbearable.. 

“Stop.. STOP. Hierophant, stop. Are you not wondering what’s happening here?”

“Well..” He paused. “Naw, not really. I lowkey like it, to be honest. I like it so much that I’m just gonna..” Immediately after he spoke, he began wiggling even more aggressively against me. I didn’t understand what the hell was happeNing, but I.. Well, I like it too, i guess. 

Hierophant soon stopped his wiggling and started looking around. It looked like he was trying to figure out why we were ther. Honestly, I’d like to know too.. 

Suddenly, we both froze as we heard a horrifyingly familiar voice groan out a horrifyingly familiar name. 

“Jotato..”

Hierophant and I both turn towards the source of the noise in terrified silence. 

A bedroom. We were in a fucking bedroom. Literally. 

“Neat.” Hierophant turned away from the two. 

“Wait.. what are they doing..?” 

“They’re..” Hierophant turned back towards them. “Hol’ up. Is that Jotaro?” 

“Yeah, dumbass. Why else would I be here?” I smacked the strange green man upside the head. What a retard.

“Woah.. WOAH. STAR, THEY PUT THE PEEPEE IN THE BOOTY HOLE!” Hierophant seemed amazed. I, meanwhile, was too breathless to reply. HUmans took joy in this? It felt like the feeling was going to consume me. I felt like I was being choked. ANd yet I still.. God damn it. I liked it. 

“Hierophant, I don’t know much about this stuff, but isn’t this usually done with a female?” My confusion shone through clearly in my voice. 

“Yeah. Or a hand.” He continued staring at the two, seeming to forget the problem of being stuck to me. What a prick. Only interested in himself, huh..

“Then why are Jotaro and Kakyoin doing it? And why the hell did Kakyoin call him Jotato?” 

“Maybe he got tired of using his hand.” 

“That’s not what I meant, you asshole.” 

“I dunno, man. I’m just trying to enjoy the moment while it lasts. They can’t usually do it for long.” Hierophant wiggled some more, which once again made the feeling swell within me. I guess Jotaro felt it too, because there was a short grunt heard from him atop the bed. 

“Do these weirdos really enjoy this garbage?” 

“Hell yeah. Don’t you? You hear the noises they’re making? Those are yay noises, dude.” 

“No, dude. Not yay. Gay.” wait. Why did I say that? Is the overwhelming feeling making me delusional? Whatever. 

Hierophant wiggled around a bit more before pausing. He then attempted to use his hips to pull away. He pulled. And he pulled again. And again. It was not helping. At all. 

“Hierophant, I will shoot you. Stop. You are making it worse.” 

“That’s whAT I’M TRYING TO DO, STOOPID.” Hierophant gave a tiny noise before moving more aggressively. There was a loud noise heard from Kakyoin atop the bed. He felt it. 

Hierophant gave a tiny little grin. I stared at him. What a dumb guy. 

“Yo. Why are you grinning like a dumbass?” 

He gave no answer. Instead, this motherfucker started doing the chicken dance on me. What the fuck, man?

I, of course, had no breath to say anything. As soon as Hierophant began dancing against me, the feeling within swelled to a point that I could hardly take it anymore. As much as I tried not to, a noise still managed to push its way through my lips. As soon as I did so, Jotaro let out a low groan from the bed. Odd. Did they feel this too? 

That motherfucker. 

“I see what you’re doing, bitch. Hierophant. Hey.” He did not answer. Ugh. Bastard. I’ll just go along with it, then. 

I began dancing as well, rubbing against Hierophant as I did so. There was a bit of a noise that came from Kakyoin as I did so. So it was true. We were fuckijng right. Booyah. 

Both Hierophant and Kakyoin groaned at the same time. Nasty little bastards. They really do like putting their.. Peepees.. In booty.. Holes? I hope Hierophant knows what he was talking about and I don’t sound like a retard. I will stab him if he made me sound stupid. 

Suddenly Jotaro and Kakyoin pulled apart, and Hierophant and I were free. Despite this, Hierophant still kept moving against me. Does he not realize that he can stop? 

Jotaro seemed a little confused at feeling something against his body even though kakyoin had moved away. A few moments later, Hierophant moved too. 

I only had three words left after that. Apparently, Hierophant had the same three words in mind, as he said them at the same time. 

“That was wack.” 

Note — This was a joke. Not at all meant to actually be good in any way. Please don't assassinate us for our bad writing-