Note: nosey news reporters can suck my dick
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"Kacchan, why we out in public? We could've just stayed home and watched a movie... " Midoriya asked, looking up to Bakugo. They were in really shitty disguises that, at least, made them less recognizable. Bakugo huffed and kept walking
"Because we haven't had a day out in a while-" he tried sounding harsh, but it wasn't working "-and... I miss going out with you... " he mumbled the last part but Midoriya heard it loud and clean.
"aw! kacchan~ I miss that too!" Midoriya clung on tighter to Bakugo arm and rubbed his cheek against Bakugos shoulder. Days like this, like what they did in highschool, were fun. They were the best. Except now, because they're pro heroes, they don't have to deal with nosey friends that'll tease them at lunch but annoying, nosey, you-cant-have-a-private-life news reporters who broadcast their lives to the public for what? A new breaking news headline? Wow- pro heroes are actually real people who have emotions and like to go on dates or hang out with their friends?! Who would've guessed?! Fucking oblivious pricks.
Yet, neither of the boys, have seen one all day. And it was starting to worry Bakugo. Midoriya, seeming to notice Bakugo irritated aura, got onto his tippy-toes and kissed Bakugos cheek
"let's go get lunch, yeah?" Midoriya smiled, Bakugo smiled back and they went to look for a cafe. A few stores down and they came across a small cafe, so, they stopped outside to read the menu. This place looked great, Midoriya seemed to really want the pancakes (which Bakugo will happily pay for) and Bakugo himself wanted to try the spicy egg benedict.
"we'll eat here, then?" Midoriya asked and hugged Bakugos arm tighter, he has a habit of doing that when they're walking.
"yeah. This place looks good, I'm assuming you want the pancakes?" Bakugo smirked and midoriya covered his face to hide his blush
"was it that obvious?" Midoriya asked quietly and Bakugo laughter softly, then kissed Midoriyas cheek
"yea-"
"Pro Hero Ground Zero! Is that you?!"
Fuck
Bakugo pretended not to hear his name and returned to looking at the menu, though, he still heard the reporter run towards him
"Ground Zero, who are you with? Are you two dating? What's their name??" questions darted towards him as he grabbed Midoriyas hand and darted away from them.
"are they a Pro too?"
If this bitch doesn't leave -
"are you two celebrating som-"
"YOU BETTER GET THIS PIECE OF SHIT OUTTA MY FACE BEFORE I BLOW IT TO FUCK KING BITS" Bakugo warned, moving his hand up to threaten the camera. Midoriya scrambled behind him, it would be best if he was extra careful not to leave clues on who he was.
The reported seemed not to are and continued with her questions.
"are you two on a date?" she asked excitedly, blonde hair falling over her eyes before she fixes it "what will your younger fans think of you two? When will you go public with your relati-"
"THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS AND NEVER WILL BE, GET OUT OF MY FACE" he yelled once more, pushing Deku along as they started walking again.
"does this mean you are homosexual?"
That's fucking it.
"now that will definitely never be any of your fucking business." he growled and turned around
"will this effect your partner ship with Deku?"
"will breaking your camera effect your job? Will interrupting someone's day off effect you? Because let me tell you something; it's effecting me right now. You nosey, annoying news reporters don't seem to understand the fact that Pro Heroes are people. We have our own fucking private lives. Let us have our days off without having to wear stupid disguises to hide from people like you who feel the need to report everything we do"
The reporter was left speechless bit she decided to press on
"but we need to know what you are all doing!"
"No. You. Don't." Bakugo placed his plan against the camera and set off a small explosion that only cracked the lenses before storming off with Midoriya in tow.
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"What movie do you wanna watch, Deku?"
"The one where you probably ruin some reporters job?"
"now listen here you little shit-"
"I told you, you should have warn sunglasses"
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Sorry for being McDead lately! I've been super busy but I've been writing drafts for chapters every-now-and-then! Blooming will be updated soon and I'll finish off the requests too! Anyway, hope you enjoyed! Byeeeekgzktsykd
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