The Secret Life of Me, Myself, and I

Texting 01

I just had a funny conversation with my friend. Here it is:

RynFanfic257: I just got a piece of BBQ chip in my eye.
Aza_Bronwynn02: Have fun with that
RynFanfic257: Holy shotgun the thunder sounds like a drum.
RynFanfic257: Jesus the floor is vibrating.
Aza_Bronwynn02: Would you like some fries with that?
RynFanfic257: With What
Aza_Bronwynn02: With your vibrating floor
RynFanfic257: Oh no thanks ____ is making hamburgers
Aza_Bronwynn02: Exactly my point.
Aza_Bronwynn02: Would you like fries with that?
RynFanfic257: Nah
Aza_Bronwynn02: Okay. And for your drink?

~~~~~~~Four minutes later~~~~~~~
Aza_Bronwynn02: I have been blessed by the angels I am holy now. Bow before my immense power.
RynFanfic257: Oh for my drink I'll have gasoline.
RynFanfic257: What?
Aza_Bronwynn02:
I
Just
Touched
The
Head
Of
A
Baby
That shit is soft
RynFanfic257: 🤣 I'm dying.
Aza_Bronwynn02: Ok I'll be out with your gasoline in a minute.