Pick Up Lines

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*some lines ive kept on a piece of paper*

"Did u hear? There will only be seven planets left after tonight *wink wink*"

"Are u from mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it"

"I wish you were my pinkie toe so i can slam u on all the furniture in my house"

"I would treat u like my homework and slam u on the table and do u all night *wink wink*"

"If u ship two professors would u call it a scholarship? HE WANTS THAT PH-D!"

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