TᕼE ᗰOᑎᔕTEᖇ IᑎᔕIᗪE [1]

prologue

this thing is inside me

i'm not a thing, and you know that

fine, this person is inside me

we both know i'm not a person

would you rather me call you something you don't like?

you better not, or i'll eat someone

if you eat someone, we'll get put in jail or something. or they'll try to take you out forcefully

that ain't happening no matter what, princess

don't call me princess. if you call me princess, i'll call you parasite

i'm not a parasite!

don't call me princess, then

fine.

i'm hungry

well at least we can agree on that. what do you have in mind

flesh

no, we're not eating anyone

fine. what about tater tots

those are disgusting, though

so what, they're food

ugh, fine

i win

shut your whore mouth

princess

parasite

i'm not a parasite!