It was a snowing day alike to no other. Taylor had just woken up with joe next to her with no shirt. She laughs as an idea comes to mind.
Taylor came closer and closer to joes sleeping ear until she finally shouts at full volume: "MERRY CHRISTLER JOE" Joe screams and topples of of bed.
"Omg, Taylor," he says in exasperation.
"Sorry, baby" Taylor laugh, "I just could not help it!"
"Well..." says joe, changing the subject because he is already attracted to girlfriend. "Christmas, hey? I may have got you a present."
"REALLY????" Taylor shouts, causing joe to scream again. "omg joe thats wonderful!!!" They went downstairs and sure enough, there was a large parcel under the tree. It glistened.
"I love it, joe"says Taylor, beaming with joy. "im just so happy for you to think on me on christler"
They ventured out into the garden full of snow. "im going to make a snowman," said Taylor, an evil grin spreading across her face.
"Okay..." saud joe in suspicion.
Taylor spent the remainder of that morning encasing joes body in snow so thick that he could not move an inch.
when she has finally finished on his head she threw down her spade and said "merry christler little bitch."
~~~AUTHOR'S NOTE~~~
Hahahahahaaha dont take this one too seriously guys xxx 💋💋💗 joe will be fine 👹
