One haiku poem,
Just seventeen syllables
To hate cilantro.
Burn the cilantro.
Arson is otherwise bad.
Not for cilantro.
Please die cilantro,
You taste like used bar soap.
Maybe dead babies.
Eating cilantro,
Is akin to fucking cats,
It is disgusting.
Fuck you cilantro,
You tricked all my family,
Into liking you.
Eating Cilantro
Is akin to the feeling
Of licking pure rot
Jesus fucking christ
why did cavemen think to eat
this disgusting herb
What tastes soapy and
Sour and unpleasant? The
Answer's cilantro!
oh cilantro dear,
I hate you a lot lot lot,
yeahhhhh, i hate you, quiche.
Cilantro, you say?
Do not say that you like it.
Nobody likes it.
it is fucking shit
just like throw up in your mouth
it is fucking trash
Cilantro is bad
it tastes like old gross dish soap
it makes things taste bad.
Cilantro is gross
my girlfriend is really dumb
'cause she likes this herb
I ate cilantro
it tasted like some gross soap
Then i went and cried.
Tastes like stale urine
we all know it's cilantro
honestly just bad
Cilantro is Bad
My world's extremely plaid
Therefore, I'm very sad
cilantro you suck
being in the foods i like.
you taste horrible.
Google translate sucks
コリアンダーが嫌い
i hate cilantro
Cilantro i hate you
why do you exist?
you suck
Cilantro why now
Who ruins all of my meals?
well guess what, it's you
Cilantro, you suck
sneaking into my burrito
this is not really a haiku
but it expresses my hate for you,
cilantro
so therefore its great
thank you for listening
That is all for day 1, I hope I made your day! Have a good day!
