my science class is crazy. i dont mean like crazy as in straight white boys trying to be cool 24/7 liek BALL IS LIFE! but my science teacher i
Just to sum up what i mean, here are some rumors that were CONFIRMED about my teacher
-he used to blow up refrigerators
-he's a blacksmith
-he's a millionaire
-he makes his own bracelets and stuff and today he had a tiara
-he has a like 4 billion year old rock in a bracelet on his arm
-he has an illegal metal
-he has metal in his face
-he wears a blacksmiths kilt sometimes
-he's been struck by lighting twice
-he's been hurled through a windshield
-he's MARRIED (HOW???)
-he once cut his finger clean off and stuck it back on with honey and it healed with nothing left but a scar.
-he has a closet full of crazy things from a magic wand that goes "ding" to a smoke gun.
I have asked him all these things and he's like ye i did that
or i've seen it firsthand.
At the top, theres a picture of either a picture of a ghost he accidentally took or a picture of him in his kilt ORRRR this box with a spider that jumps out at you and I SCREAMED RLY LOUDLY AND I WAS PISSED i'll pick and maybe i'll switch them up if u want.
but yeah and he's funny but idk if i believe him he's crazy. I'm in that class rn and this girl is looking over my shoulder and im like "im typing a note to my friend." Yeah i'm not
I'll be trying to learn and all of a sudden this white boy's like "ayeee i heard u did this thing" and he's like "yeah one time my friend killed a deer with a brick no biggie" or
"I shoot deer with paintballs so they dont die." Im like ???!!!!!!!!???? How do u have a job. And why work here if ur a millionare but
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