100 Random Things To Do If You Meet One Direction

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Hey my name's Sarah and this is my first ever attempt at actually writing a story. You can follow me on twitter @xonarrystoran and also I have to thank Amiie for helping to come up with some of the randomness and you can also follow her @1_irish4british. I do love in Australia so some things may be confusing to people from other countries. Leave a comment and let me know if you're going to the world tour and let me know when, where and where your seat is. Also I am writing from my phone so I apologize for any mistakes... Think I've rambled on enough about now so please comment, vote and fan it would mean a lot and if you have any random things you want to see leave a comment and I can add them.... Longest authors note :/ sorry. 

Enjoy 

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1. Kidnap them.

2. Feed them.

3. Hide in their car/tourbus then jump out an randomly surprise them.

4. Go shopping with Zayn.

5. Give Niall a Horan hug.

6. Throw water at them cause you can.

7. Take them to every fast food restaurant in your city.

8. Eat them. Just cause.

9. Throw a 1D cake at them, scream 'TASTE THE ONE DIRECTON' then run away.

10. Ask Paul if he will adopt you.

11. Lock them up in Alf Stewart's rape dungeon. :)

12. Throw carrots at Louis cause he's sassy.

13. Tell Louis he has a big beautiful butt.

14. Do the in-betweeners dance with the boys.

15. LOVE THEM!!!!

16. Steal Harry's clothes. Just cause you can.

17.ride Zayn's hair with a skateboard.

18. Dress up in a wedding dress and them ask them to marry you then and there.

19. Give Zayn a form to fill out and gain his number, address and e-mail.

20. Ride the roller coaster that is life with Zayn.

21. Dress up as them with a group of friends and tell 'IMPOSTER'! When you see them.

22. Go dressed as a cat and jump into Harry's arms.

23. Wear a koala outfit and hug them, then try and eat Louis.

24. Hug them. And never let go.

25. Sit outside their hotel room in a your one direction under garments.

26. Faint and maybe you will get to meet them.

27. Sneak into the club (if you're underage) and spike their drinks then take them to your secluded cabin in the woods.

28. Bring a baby with you and say it's theirs.

29. Say good-bye to your ovaries....... Again.

30. Have them sign your life size cut-out of themselves.

31. Flash them.

32. Scream 'HARRY STYLES STOLE MY VIRGINITY'!!!

33. Complain to them about how you never go out and have a social life anymore because of them and it's all their fault.

34. If they find you in their van start randomly crying and babbling about feelings, love, rainbows and pretty pink unicorns. :)

35. Quote lines from "White Chicks" and "Mean Girls" to be sassy like Louis.