Kevin is A CAT

The first and LAST chapter

Before U read. Prepare yerself.

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U PREPARED YET!?!?!

Ok. So. There is a cat named Kevin Underwear. He may or may not be a vampire... so then.

One day Carrie Underwood was walking through the mall with her HOT boyfriend Brad Paisley. They walked into a store called 'LOL LOSERS!'.

"Braaaaaaad?" Carrie meowed. (She's meowing 'cuz she's a cat) "Do u think these pants are cool?!!?"

Carrie held out a pair of polka dot clown pants.

"Sure. They're hot." Brad meowed. "OH MAH GAWD!! I GOTTA POO!!!" Brad then ran to the bathroom.

Carrie looked at the pants. There was no price tag!! Carrie went over to the paying station and saw the HOTTEST CAT IN ALL existence !!! His name was Kevin.

Kevin then pulled out a unicorn. Kevin and Carrie flew into outer space on the you-nee-corn while making out.

Two days later-

Brad gets out of the baño and dies.

THE FLIPPING END

THIS WAS WRITTEN BY THE FABULOUS CABBAGE!!!