Just another love story

The beautiful tale of-

So hey, hi, hello and welcome beautiful bitches and amazing assholes!

This is a beautiful love story, and I hope it brings tears to your eyes :)

Less go.

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So, meet our main character, THE DICK. He's a softie, but if you tease him, well, he gets a little hard. Don't say I didn't warn you.

He leads a pretty sad life, really.

To describe him, he always has a LONG face. His hair is almost always a mess and he rarely shaves or trims.

His family life? They're cray cray people. They're, literally, NUTS. Sometimes they drive him crazy. They make him spit. But without the family, he knows he couldn't survive.

Also, his next door neighbor is an ASSHOLE. He is always spewing out shit.

What's the most worst thing? His owner beats him habitually, whenever he gets hard. But that never stops him from getting hard, because secretly, he is a KINKY LIL HOE. He likes getting beat by his MASTER.

But the best part yet is, his best friend.

Guys, meet the main female character- THE PUSSY.

She's always so pink, blushing.

Her heartbeat rises everytime she meets her best friend, THE DICK.

Maybe she secretly liked him, but she wasn't sure about his feelings.

But whenever she thought about him, she cried and got so WET.

So one day, when they were just hanging out, they sat very close to each other.

She noticed him getting tensed and hard, his veins popping.

He noticed her get all cry-ey and wet, pulsing.

It was at that moment they knew that they loved each other.

I mean, how could they not? THE PUSSY took good care of THE DICK always. She was always there for him and always comforted him.

Whenever he was having a HARD time, she made him soft again, allowing him to CUM out with all his anger.

He found comfort inside her, how she held him, how she hugged him SO TIGHT.

She always had him craving for more of her hugs.

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Welp, 10 YEARS LATER(meme voice please):

So, THE DICK and THE PUSSY got married and lived happily ever after.

They had 69 dick children. All of them possessed the mixed characters of their mother and father. They couldn't be happier.

But as time flew by, THE DICK couldn't get as hard. His family wrinkled up. His neighbor got so loose.

And THE PUSSY wasn't doing well too. She got really loose, it was almost like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

But well, they still loved each other, despite all their odds :)

True love exists ok bye.

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Here, I made it so boring XD -Natasha_-

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