It all started with a 'hello'

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It was dumbpisblorguses first day at Wattpad high. They had been informed of many cliques to be weary of. This includes the lemon boys and their nasty pornographic goons, the serious try hard good girls, the mediocre average writer and the parody fanfic crew.

Dumbpisblorgus decided to play it low and visit the mediocre group first. Among this group was Aprilann, the most popular mediocre person in school.

"Hey looser." She called at dumbpisblorgus.
DB promptly gasped.
This was the big boys, it was full send or go home. Full send is what dumbpisblorgus would do.
With a miraculous catapult into the air, dumbpisblorgus did a mid flight triple swirl with an Ariel strip land into a double legged cross spilt right in front of Aprilann. The popular than immediately (and figuratively) shit herself. Dumbpisblorgus was too crazy and amazing.
"I've reported you for copyright" DB smoothly spoke like honey dripping of the end of a long, large, pulsing, FITBIT.
"Gtf of my page, idiot." Aprilann retorted.

From then on they were the best of friends, inseparable and completely supportive of everything the other did.
It was true friendship

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Okay, honestly what do you think?
This story is in honour of Aprilann410, go check her out, maybe even comment "his bean girl" on their comments to show that I care ❤️.

Aprilann when you read this I want to know that our friendship means so much to me and everyone in the #dumbgang and I was wondering...

*gets on one knee*

Would you like to be my SBFF? (Super Best Friend Forever) it would make me the happiest blorgus alive 😍😘❤️☺️

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