5 Seconds Of Summer Preferences

Preference #1 Your Canadian

Your Canadian 2/4 Mashton

Ash- Ashton and you are going to visit your parents in your home country, Canada, and you couldn't be more nervous because Ashton doesn't know a lot about Canadian culture and when you two became friends before you started going out he thought your accent was hilarious and started making stereo typical references like "how's it goin' 'Eh!" Or "what aboot this" and "pass the maple syrup/poutine" and last but not least, the stereo type he said the week before when you told him that you were taking him to meet you're family "hope I don't freeze my nuts off using the toilet in your igloo babe" all in a horrible fake Canadian accent(i purposely made this funny) "Ash, please don't say anymore of those stupid Canadian jokes, I don't like you making fun of me and my culture, how would you like it if I started making fun of you being Australian. How bout it mate, just throw another shrimp on the barbby, maybe after dinner we could go out in the bush and catch some wallabies, koalas, and kangaroos." You say in a posh Aussy accent. All he did was laugh and say he'll stop poking fun about Canadians.

Michael- Your family was wanting you to come home for the holidays since you got together with Mike and were almost always on tour with him and the boys, so they wanted to meet him. When you told mikey about this he chuckled and said "yah, sounds good, Eh!" bringing up the classic stereo type about canadians. "Michael" you groan "dont fuckig start with those stupid ass stereo types about my culture or we arent having sex" he laughs and said "ok, ok baby. But you have to admit you do have an adorably goofy accent!" "the same could be said about you. And you just cost yourself any chance of getting laid this week Clifford." "babe, no!" he whined "to bad michael" you say as you begin to walk out of the room, irritated. "alright baby, im sorry about teasing you about your accent, it actually really cute and one of the reasons i love you. I promise I'll stop. But it is adorable"