1. Bras are measured in cups cuz titties have milk in them
2. Why is there a west virginia but no east virginia?
3. The ocean is so big
4. Space is bigger
5. The government is always watching your internet activity despite incognito. They saw my freaky fanfics
6. If you sat in a puddle of your own piss long enough, would your leg disintegrate?
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Shower thoughts
Randomsome of these aren't even shower thoughts. I'll just be on the bus or trying to go to bed and i will just think these.
