There were 3 best friends Mia, Kylie, and Jade. One day they were driving on the road and got in a car accident. They all passed away. They went to heaven and met an angel, Rose.
Rose told them,"God loves his turtle so much. What ever you do, DO NOT step on the turtle."
One day, they were walking and talking, and Kylie stepped on the turtle. God appeared and said,"YOU STEPPED ON MY TURTLE! Now you have to spend the rest of your days here with the most ugliest most fattest guy ever."
Next day, Jade and Mia were walking and talking, and Jade stepped on the turtle. God appeared and said,"YOU STEPPED ON MY TURTLE! Now you have to spend the rest of your days here with the second most ugliest most fattest guy here.
Kylie and Jade desided to take a walk, and leave there significant other at home. As they were walking they saw Mia holding hands with Francisco Lachowski. Kylie and Jade were curious and asked,"Mia what are you doing with Francisco Lachowski?"
Instead of Mia answering them Francisco answered them instead. "I stepped on the turtle."
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