my name is andre. and I am a vampire ("gasp!"). and this is the story of my crappy life. first of all Im not allergic to sunshine , my skin doesnt sparkle , and I do have a reflection. but other than that most myths are true. we suck (blood) , we like to be divas and make dramatic entrences , and if I bite you you become a vampire , just without my devilish good looks. alright now, let me tap into my inner vampire diva and begin the story of my life. I was not a vampire at first but instead born a normal boring human. around the age of 12 enter hot chick my age who also happens to be a vampire. a few omnoms and holes in my neck later ta-da enter andre 2.0 with all sorts of interesting new features such as pale skin and razor sharp fangs. and when my life literally starts to suck.every night I would start to get the leeches version of health food cravings. one the morning after my adventure throgh dreamland my sister layla wakes me up and says that a snake must of snuck into her room at night and bitten her because she now ahs some very curious bite marks on her "ahem" "chest area" if you get my meaning.
so now we have 2 vampires in this household. so yeah, and by that time school has gotten difficult with all the fresh bloo- oops I mean all the other students . and when I feel the urge to have a snack Im screwed. I had to go 2 weeks without eating one time and when I finally did get to eat I almost got caught!
hope you liked it everybody and by the way please review LOL (lots of love , and yes I know what lol actually means, no I dont care
