I walked in the harsh cold rain in my shit stained pants as I ate my spaghetti
When suddenly I dropped the sample of my neighbors piss "oh no" i run after it ,just as it was about to fall in a hole a hobo got it , he was BEUTIFUL I thanked him looking in his eyes he smiled and said "do you got any booze you puny rats" his voice was beutiful just as o was positively sure he ahad a apple he took down his pants and ran to the nearest McDonald's "WAIT" I shouted but he was long gone.....