Ellie and the "Crazy Kid" Goat

Chapter 4 - Ellie's New Clothes

To be read while listening to the background music “Lemon” – by U2 (click on the media box for the music) 

It was an energy charged and enchanting, tinged with romantic atmosphere in Ellie’s bedroom, as all three beautiful girls talked and sorted through dress after dress in Ellie’s 63 wardrobes.

Many of Ellie’s dresses and gowns had been personally designed by Ozzy and Chris, known globally as “O&C”, in all the best designer fashion circles.

Their designs tended to be sensual and, what they called “pretty”. However, to some, actually most…they simply appeared somewhat extreme. Not every girl had the looks, or indeed the body or courage to wear such things! 

Often the designs were totally see-through, albeit for strategically placed tassels and beads, which “enhanced a ladies form”, as Ozzy and Chris described it in their marketing literature. There was no doubt that there was a strong possibility of the lady getting “form”, if she chose to wear their dresses publicly. Ellie, Me-Me and Jenny were all fans of this brand.

As they sorted and talked, a hush fell as Me-Me said “this one will be perfect” and they all stared in amazement.

Ellie had never worn this particular dress and had almost forgotten about it but was instantly captured again, in the way that she had been when she bought it. It was simply stunning as Me-Me held it to her perfect body to show it off. Me-Me liked showing off and to be looked at too.

 “That’s definitely the one, Ellie” said Jenny, "you always look so good in lemon and it’s perfect for a Prince to see you wearing that. You will capture the stare of any man on the planet and those not even born yet!” she went on to say.           

It was stunning, that’s true, but there was a down side… and this only became obvious when Ellie took off her white bathrobe to put the lemon dress on and stand near the balcony window in her own private fashion show.

In sunlight, the dress was totally see-through and left absolutely nothing to the imagination of anyone that saw a girl in it, whilst this was not obvious to Ellie, who was wearing it.

Crazy Kid, still on the balcony, became insanely excited as he saw the vision of Ellie in the dress, and after running around the balcony 16 times in only 5 seconds, started to violently banging the window with his horns. 

This was no normal goat – but then Ellie was not a usual girl and this was an unusual dress. Combined it was a heady mix of lemon and horn, in Ellie’s bedroom. Probably, as far as Crazy Kid was concerned, it was only him that was feeling the horn… because he couldn’t see the dress in the sunlight and he was butting the glass to get the attention…and go to Ellie! 

Ellie ignored the buttings of Crazy Kid and continued to flounce around the bedroom to the admiration of her audience, who were totally spellbound.

“Do I look attractive and alluring in this dress” she asked, and everyone nodded, including Crazy Kid. Crazy was excellent at nodding.

Now it was only a matter of shoes and lingerie that needed to be chosen. After a lot of discussion, debate and fortune telling by Jenny… as Me-Me had suggested on 11 occasions, the option of “simply don’t wear any” was agreed as the correct attire for meeting the Prince, on a boat named “HMS Spank-At-Sea”.

So the clothing was chosen and everyone seemed happy, although Ellie still felt she needed more advice.

After the girls had gone and Ellie was out in the garden scolding Denny for giving Loner a very big bone, all seemed to be calm. 

Calm, except for the fact that Crazy Kid had now climbed onto the roof of Ellie’s house and was using something sharp, which he had found on the balcony, to trim his goaty beard.

Crazy Kid had been taught the art of beard trimming by Cosmo who was known across the world, to everyone influential. In fact, as a beard growing and trimming “Wizard” such was his international fame that everyone who wanted to wear any type of beard (including goats), in any situation of life or at any event, naturally took his “The Beard Wizard’s” advice. Anyway, More of that later…

Denny put back on his Mexican hat and accepted his scolding from Ellie and started to look at Ellie’s legs again. Partly in shame and partly in pure lust.

“Get on with your gardening Denny”, said Ellie… and with that she walked back across her garden to the house.

Ellie was now feeling more relaxed about her meeting with the Prince, as she now felt totally confident in her choice of clothes, thanks to the help of her friends.

Just as she was nearing the back door to her kitchen, she heard the “woot, woot” of a car horn coming along her driveway. It sounded a lot like Tuyen’s car as there was also a succession of boom, bang, boom’s from the car exhaust as it came to a stop, worryingly close to the swimming pool.

“Hey Ellie”, shouted Tuyen, as she danced her way towards Ellie.

“Great to see you”, said Ellie…although she was a little surprised to see her so early in the morning as Tuyen was known in the village as a “Night Owl”, who liked to dance and party and generally have a good time.

“What do you have in that bag Tuyen?”… Ellie asked

“Nail polish and my waxing pot”…said Tuyen… “I'm going to help you get ready to meet your Prince!”

Ellie reflected for a few seconds upon what Tuyen might be talking about…and then realised…putting on a very brave face, Ellie said “Okay cutie, let’s get some coffee and go get it done”.

Once the coffee was made, Tuyen put on some dance music and followed Ellie to her quiet room…