"For every sarcastic comment you say today, I get to kiss you, okay?" Corey grinned at you.
"I'm not sarcastic! I'm brutally honest" you laughed to yourself a little. Corey attacked you and kissed your lips.
"Told you you were sarcastic!" he smiled at you.
You went with Corey that day to his practice. You enjoyed sitting on the bench and chatting with the guys. You were in a good mood and remembered what Corey had said about kissing you every time you said something sarcastic. You tried to not say anything, just to tease him. But at the end of their practice, Corey stopped a wicked slap shot from Duncan Keith.
"Thank you, thank you!" he playfully bowed in front of you.
"I clapped because it's finished, not because I liked it" you said.
The second it escaped your mouth you understood how sarcastic that comment was. You burst out laughing and ran away, because Corey was coming after you.
"That was the most sarcastic comment I've ever heard!" he shouted after you.
"How very observant of you there, captain obvious" you laughed. You then bumped into Tazer, who looked weirdly at you and Corey.
"Got you!" Corey held you close and kissed you multiple times.
"You're weird" Tazer laughed a little and shook his head, walking back into the locker room. Corey also went to change out of his gear after a good five minutes of laughing.
You got home and went to the livingroom to watch some TV. Corey went upstairs to shower. He soon came downstairs and walked into the kitchen.
"Are you sitting on the couch watching TV?" he shouted.
"No, I'm sitting on the TV watching the couch" you said. Soon he came in there and attacked you with kisses again.
"You're hopeless" he laughed with you. "What's for dinner tonight?"
"Food" you tried to hold in your mouth. He kissed you again and a pillow fight broke out...
