today was the beginning of 2 days in hell. saturday and sunday.most normal people would enjoy the weekend but me being a vampire with devilish good looks and my sister also being a vampire the weekend is a time for me to try to keep my sister out of trouble. if she tried or did anyhting stupid I would be screwed like donkey kong. there would of course be the pitch fork and torch flash mob , me and my sister being burned at the staked the ground where we were burned would be exorcised our parents would be tarred feathered and run out on a rail, you know the deluxe vampire lynching package. but it was up to me to stop that from happening I thought as I creeped down the stairs to get coffee and prepare myself for the coming onslaught. this was going to be along weekend. when I got down stairs I nearly had a heart attack when I found my sister with a can of monster in her hand and an ipod in the other hand. she didnt even hear me coming so she was so surprised that she dropped her ipod. she reached to grab it from the air but with vampire speed she ended up nearly breaking her hand of the floor and still dropping her ipod.
"what the hell are you doing?" she asked me angry about me startling her.
"getting some coffee" was all I said back
"oh my god im so hungry" she moaned so I gave her a little blood from my secret stash and gave it to her to drink. in true layla fashion she added it to her energy drink and chugged the entire thing. she was going to have an all day sugar rush now. oh crap. she started aking me questions like why wasnt she allergic to sunshine and why wasnt her skin sparkly and why couldnt she jump edward in twilight. I told her it was probably just because the makers of twilight just pulled those myths out of nowhere and that if we could do that wouldnt we stand out or just plain die when ever we went for a walk?but other than that the entire weekend went well . too well
DA
DA
DA
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
thats it for now dear readers ! LOL( lots of love)
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