Deadpool:hey why the fuck is my name out beside what I'm saying
Voice1:it's so that the readers know who's speaking
Deadpool: oh that sounds so fucking cool, NOT but moving on. So what on today's agenda
Voice2:kill assholes and fuck bitches
Vioce1:no that tomorrow
Voice2 and Deadpool:damnit
Deadpool: well do we kill anyone today
Voice2:no, we have to see what contracts domino has for us
Deadpool:ok calling domino
Domino:hey wade what's up
Deadpool:any chance u got any bounties for me
Domino: yah only one but the pay is good so
Deadpool:fucking awesome,who is it and how much is the pay
Domino: the pay is 10,000 and it's moon knight
Deadpool: really -hunches over in sadness- this guy sucks who has a bounty on him
Domino: to be honest I really don't care do you?
Deadpool:NOPE!
Voice2: so then why are u complaining if your getting paid
Deadpool: because moon knight sucks, but if I have to unalive him so be it. First let me tweet this shit-post to deadpools twitter- "have a new bounty wish me luck bitches"
Voice2:are u ready
Voice1: yah I want to see blood and guts fly everywhere
Deadpool:yah yah we're going, domino sweetie-domino roles her eyes- we'll be back
Deadpool gets on a jet he "borrowed"
Voice2: how did u get this again
Deadpool: borrowed it from iron man
[flash back] -iron man scratches his chin in confusion to see one of his jets missing-
[present]
Deadpool:-moon knights heat signature pops up- oh look there's the fucker there he is now -ejects from jet with a sword an Uzi ready-
OOOOOH MOOOOOON KNIIIIGHT
Moon knight:-moon knight looks up-
Deadpool:-lunges at moon knight- DIE BITCH-swings sword-
Moon knight:-doges and pulls out a staff and get ready to fight- ah Deadpool I hear your were coming to kill me, u could try or u could die.
Deadpool: hey reader is the guy-laughing and talking- REALLY think he can kill me
-serious voice- you can try.
[deadpool and moon knights weapons clash]
Deadpool: listens u low rated fuck your going to die I'm going to win then I'm going to Taco Bell
Moon knight: -hits deadpools face then leaps back- no your going to die
Deadpool: hey reader! This anal fucker still don't get it, let prove him wrong. -pulls out a revolver and fires-
Moon knight:-doges 4 bullets and gets hit by
2, one it the shoulder the other in the knee-
Deadpool: how u feeling now asshole
Moon knight: fu.....fuck you shit stain
[deadpool approaches moon knight slowly with one katana ready]
Deadpool: yah this is where u die now -stabs moon knight through the chest-
Voice2: hey let's shit on his face
Deadpool: I'm on it-drops a stink pickle- god what a shitty way to die, well time to get my money
[deadpool returns to domino to get his money]
Domino: here's ur money wade
Deadpool: thanks sugar cakes, hey maybe later I can show you something better than money
Domino: in your dreams wade
Deadpool: hey it was worth a shot, so anything else for me to do?
Domino: ummm not at the moment but I'll let u know when something comes up.
Deadpool: sweet, well I'm going to see wolverine
[deadpool heads to the X-mansion]
Deadpool: AHHHHHHH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WRITER STOP NARRATING MY SHIT THAT MY JOB!
Narrator/ writer:wade shut the fuck up and let me do my job!
Deadpool: -crosses arms and pouts- fine......
[at the X-mansion]
Deadpool:LOGAAAN HEY BUDDY
Wolverine: wade what are you doing here
Deadpool: what I can stop by and see my best friend
Wolverine: listen bub get out of here before something bad happens to you[claws show]
Deadpool: oh shit!! Hey reader for those tho don't know I can't die nothing can kill me
Writer/narrator: wade break the forth wall on you own time and continue the story
Deadpool: hey asshole let me be me and you can fuck off
Writer/narrator: ok ok chill
Now let's get back on track
Deadpool: so Logan buddy I'll just leave now so[slowly walks out the door] well who can I visit now oh I know I'll visit spidey
[deadpool gets back in his jet and flys to New York]
Deadpool: oh I have and idea I'll call him in advance and see what's he's doing [calls spider man]
Spider man: hello this is peter
Deadpool: UHHHH is this spider man
Spider man: depends on who's asking
Deadpool: it's Deadpool
Spidey: oh hey wade what's up
Deadpool: what are u doing
Spidey: nothing right at the moment, why
Deadpool: you, me party
Spidey: what kind of party
Deadpool: don't worry you'll see
Spidey:umm ok then
[sometime later spider man and Deadpool meet up]
Spidey: ok wade why did you bring me to the docks
[deadpool points out to the sea]
Deadpool: look there
[a hydra plane flys over]
Spidey: uh should we contact SHEILD?
Deadpool: Nah we don't need those losers
Spidey: there not losers there a good team!
Deadpool: hum what sorry I stopped caring
Spidey:-lowers head- worst field trip ever
