Sailors School For Half Wits

Chapter 1

My name is Seiko Higanashi. I'm 14 years old and generally a good person but I'm lacking in every way that can be caught up on. My body is disproportionate and if you shook my hair it would literally look like crack was falling out of my head and I have a small brain, which is probably why I came to this school after all it's been nicknamed The Sailors School For Half Wits but that's probably my fault I suppose this is my story. 

I had woken on my first day relatively annoyed with the opening hours of the school 'do they have any sense of decency' letting my arms sway down from my bed, grabbing my phone droopily to turn the alarm off, except when I touched my phone I had accidentally turned on my flashlight and it almost burnt my retinas. I screamed in agony as, Yukina, my roomate turned my alarm off and grabbed some pans and dishes and kept slamming them together but because I was so tired I had only heard her yelling "WAKE THE FUCK UP!" Oh my god Yukina please stop this bull crap I'm tired and I want coffee. 

Yukina, was rather similar to me but at the same time she was so different. We have the same blonde hair and blue eyes but her hair is short in the style of a bob but mine is long with a side pony and curly hair down to my chest. I also have multiple freckles on my nose but that isn't exactly important right now but throughout all of this, I heard a slightly deeper voice yelling "Good morning time to start the day!" Great, Michael is awake. Michael is the only male student here at the SSFHW who just so happened to be the son of the principal. A girl almost got expelled for trying to get into his pants but that was a futile quest. He and Yukina get along well in fact I'm slightly jealous but that's beside the point. 

All of us were dressed in our uniforms at that point Yukina and I had a black waistcoat and a red checked skirt with a white shirt underneath the waistcoat, Michael had a similar uniform except of skirt he had red checked trousers and golden tassels coming off of his waistcoat. We had walked out the dorms for breakfast not looking excited at all. We were tired and Michael did not want to see Tako again. 

In The Dining hall -

I finally felt awake after forcing myself to drink three cups of coffee as I ate multiple croissants one of which had been salted by some asshole on the "Sluts" table admittedly Chloe was the girl there so she was definitely the culprit. Michael had eaten some croissants and drank a slushy

. The three of us almost choked as we heard the well known slut yell

"TAKO MAKES AN ENTRANCE!" 

Michael took no time in reacting with "That's my line bitch." as he ran to the bathroom. "Tako stop your legs are harder to shut than it is to shut down the Internet." Yukina replied looking smug as hell as Tako left pouting. 

Yep this is my life... And I don't enjoy it that much. 

Yukina had forced Michael out of the bathroom as we headed onto the deck. This is why it was called the Sailors School it was on a freaking boat I was shocked when I first found out on open day. The best part is that it looks like the top of a yacht. There was a large swimming pool with multiple floaties the best thing to do with those is to flip them over while the sluts were on them as Michael would tell me 'It's better than drugs Seiko' which would often get the theater obsessed group reeling with laughter. Then there were the long chairs I don't know the name of but FUCK they were comfortable the sluts would often lay on them and attempt to get in Michael's pants but he was gay and who likes walking oranges? There was also the view which was always beautiful no matter what even if it was raining and the boat was going to bump into an iceberg. The time Yukina kept singing 'My Heart Will Go On' was pretty funny but when she was told off she stopped doing it so she now hums the song while looking onto the sea it always gets me laughing which was a very hard thing to do. 

The best thing about this school is the fact that we're all high school rejects and the principal doesn't care about staff so we get to do whatever we want, we're all taught by robots instead. Except the fact you have to do three classes per day so we do Singing, Dancing and Acting together and the rest of the time is spent eating, swimming or chatting. Unfortunately that's how this school got its bad reputation because there's no set classes and things a school should need but you don't need to be a genius to be an Actress. 

Suddenly the speaker came on asking Yukina to come to the office she obeyed of course and Michael and I had a chat. "Seiko have you seen Hamilton?" Ahhh he always tells me about musicals. "Of Course what kind of Half Wit do you think I am?!" I was actually somewhat offended by what he had insinuated by saying this. That cycled around for a while before we began talking about the performance we were doing for a festival. We were doing Be More Chill. Michael was playing Micheal obviously I was playing Jeremy because I have a somewhat deep voice and Yukina was playing Christine. I couldn't believe the sluts were actually playing freaking sluts in the show which we laughed so much about. Yukina had came back with a goofy grin on her face. 

Oh No. 

"Heeeeyyyy!" Yukina yelled as she came over to us. She looked so happy which could be terrible. "What's shakin' bacon?" I asked her as Michael tilted his head and looked around looking for a clue. 

"I'm a general! Whee!" 

Michael had broken down in a laughing fit after she said that admittedly I almost did but that's beside the point. Yukina then explained that she was the leader of the new dance club and that we were her subordinates. We were obviously happy about that and Tako was going to be so pissed off considering she had the equivalent of a restraining order against Michael because the principle didn't want anything bad to happen to her son. 

Ah.... Today.....Was.....One....Of.....Those....Days.....